Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
1,009 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 564: Teleport 2.0
October 24th, 2020 | 14 mins 40 secs
It was always dangerous to deal with those who had once existed, but had, through the vagaries of time travel, been dragged into unexistence.
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Episode 563: Fruit Cake
October 22nd, 2020 | 13 mins 46 secs
He had always known it might come to this; it was time to make a collect call to the Unborn.
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Episode 562: Succubus
October 20th, 2020 | 14 mins 53 secs
There was, however a particular cheat, and god but did Stargash love cheating.
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Episode 561: Judas' Tongue
October 18th, 2020 | 13 mins 4 secs
But even he could feel a little leery at placing his fates in the hands of a time traveler with a death wish.
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Episode 560: Deep Pockets
October 17th, 2020 | 11 mins 37 secs
As a certified member of the Big Brave Boys, Stargash had always hewed to the credo that crazy beat weak every time.
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Episode 559: Crown Of Light
October 15th, 2020 | 10 mins 12 secs
The practical upshot, though, was that the only timeomancers willing to even casually associate with him were either those so weak in their powers that they could only see seconds into the future, or so utterly twisted that associating with someone as doomed as Stargash apparently was didn't phase them.
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Episode 558: More Options
October 13th, 2020 | 14 mins 51 secs
He occasionally wondered what the hell so many different time-actives could possibly have against him, but it was always difficult to get answers when his assailants had a fresh new hyperblaster hole in their thoraxes.
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Episode 557: Rag Mega
October 11th, 2020 | 20 mins 12 secs
Some were simply re-paying insults yet to come, but a disturbing number tended to screech things like "Behold, behold, the slayer of stars" as they came at him frothingly, time-knives akimbo.
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Episode 556: Immaculate Conception
October 10th, 2020 | 12 mins 59 secs
It was one of the irritating realities of Stargash's life that any prophet, clairvoyant, or time traveler capable of seeing more than about 5 minutes into the future typically tried to murder him the second they came into contact.
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Episode 555: Cambion Conception
October 8th, 2020 | 12 mins 54 secs
That left only the chronohacker to recruit—but that would be the trickiest nibbin to hibberdwick of all.
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Episode 554: Lusty Blood
October 6th, 2020 | 17 mins 22 secs
The only tricky part would be making contact, but Stargash was confident enough in his lucid dreaming skills to be sure he'd be able to reach the synapto-killer shortly.
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Episode 553: Maggy's Faith
October 4th, 2020 | 17 mins 58 secs
Many of HFCM's foes and targets had died quite peacrfully, staring complacently as "nothing," even as their subconsciouses screamed that death was approaching on stiletto-bladed boots.
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Episode 552: Evil Eye
October 3rd, 2020 | 10 mins 10 secs
Born parthogenically to the Mindless Monks of Bigboote 7, he was incapable of being perceived by the conscious mind.
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Episode 551: Empty Vessel
October 1st, 2020 | 12 mins 41 secs
High Fructose Corn Murder was not only one of the deadliest skizz-wielders in the galactic quadrant; he was also a cognitive lacuna.
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Episode 550: Athame
September 29th, 2020 | 14 mins 22 secs
The skizz samurai, at least, would be a literal no-brainer of a choice.
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Episode 549: Big Horn
September 27th, 2020 | 18 mins 17 secs
Honeysuckle might try to kill him for the imposition—but he'd wait until after the job was done to make his curmudgeonly move.