Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

1,009 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 580: Papa Fly

    November 26th, 2020  |  14 mins 31 secs

    Seven-feet tall, diapered in golden silks, and carrying his signature weapon—The Death Rattle—in one stubby hand, BBB was one of the most feared information brokers and crimelords to have never existed.

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    Episode 579: Head Of The Keeper

    November 24th, 2020  |  13 mins 39 secs

    Seated in its center, surrounded by exotic fruits and milks, was the most powerful and persistent of the Unborn Horde: Big Baby Blinkums.

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    Episode 578: Samson's Lock

    November 22nd, 2020  |  12 mins 2 secs

    Finally, he came to a massive round chamber, the nerve center of the entire Blinkums enterprise: The Crib Of Fools.

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    Episode 577: PJs

    November 21st, 2020  |  12 mins 18 secs

    Stargash kept his bodysleeve's visual perceptors fixed straight ahead, giving privacy to any number of unspeakable, unthinkable, and unsqueakable acts occurring in small alcoves off the hallway.

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    Episode 576: Mine Crafter

    November 19th, 2020  |  11 mins 18 secs

    Somewhere in the distance, a baby was wailing about its stock options.

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    Episode 575: Obsessed Fan

    November 17th, 2020  |  12 mins 1 sec

    Passing through it, Stargash's electroears were immediately dedeafened by a sudden but sepulchral silence.

  • Episode 574: The Matriarch

    November 15th, 2020  |  15 mins 57 secs

    Finally, he found it - a non-descript door bearing the symbol of an infant eating its own tail: The Ourobabyourous.

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    Episode 573: Night Light

    November 14th, 2020  |  11 mins 14 secs

    Ignoring the hypersonic megamoans, his artificial eyes scanned the walls of the club, seeking a particular sigil.

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    Episode 572: Sack Head

    November 12th, 2020  |  15 mins 52 secs

    Stargash navigated his mandroid's lithe body around writhing sacks of artificial flesh intertwined with itself, organic dummy bodies designed for maximum reach and minimum shame.

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    Episode 571: Circle Of Protection

    November 10th, 2020  |  11 mins 15 secs

    The light of Blinkums was the searing, sickening tone known as infradead, a color perceptible only to unliving eyes.

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    Episode 570: Halloween 2020 Special: Hubie Halloween Commentary

    November 9th, 2020  |  1 hr 50 mins

    Huge apologies, folks - I just now realized that, for some reason, our Halloween special, the commentary for Hubie Halloween, didn't go out on the regular feed when it was supposed to last week! Posting it now, and there'll be the usual new episodes up on Tuesday.

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    Episode 569: ???'s Soul

    November 1st, 2020  |  14 mins 52 secs

    He opened his synthetic eyes into the sort of debauchery that can only go down when the people creating it are not only above consequences, but causality.

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    Episode 568: Glowing Hour Glass

    October 31st, 2020  |  13 mins 38 secs

    Standing up from the ship's cockpit, he navigated his way into the Quantum Peep Accelerator located on the aft side of the main galley, stepped inside, and felt the distinctive lurch of trans-galactic consciousness shift.

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    Episode 567: Kidney Bean

    October 29th, 2020  |  12 mins 46 secs

    But Stargash's V.I.P. status—won in a game of OmniCheckers with a sultan who never was—allowed him access to the highest tier of on-site mandroid surrogates.

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    Episode 566: Black Powder

    October 27th, 2020  |  13 mins 25 secs

    In deference to its clientele's non-existent status, the bar had a strict NFOS (no-flesh-on-site) policy.

  • Episode 565: Sisters Vis

    October 25th, 2020  |  13 mins 2 secs

    Luckily, Stargash's V.I.P. status at Blinkums, The Bar For People Who Don't Exist, was still in fine working order.