Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
955 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 526: Seraphim
August 18th, 2020 | 14 mins 54 secs
"And I'll need a new MUD"—an audacious request, inserted only so that Chil'trox would have something to easily reject.
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Episode 525: Counterfeit Penny
August 16th, 2020 | 19 mins 57 secs
"Second, I'll need a big enough advance to keep my creditors off my back for at least a cycle, unless you want B0b M1n0t4ur crashing into this op like a bull in a space-china shop."
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Episode 524: Rune Bag
August 15th, 2020 | 19 mins 56 secs
Facing no immediate opposition from the bureaucrat's psycho-organic avatar, Stargash continued: "I'll need time and funds to assemble a team; at the very least, a chronohacker, a skizz samurai, and a druid."
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Episode 523: Key Bum
August 13th, 2020 | 13 mins 18 secs
"I'll do it," he grumbled, "But only on three conditions"; he actually only had two, but this was what the Business Masters Of Zen-Town 4 called "galactic-level brain negotiation."
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Episode 522: Censer
August 11th, 2020 | 17 mins 21 secs
But the ugly fact was, Stargash did need the work; payments were coming due on his new Luxury Lung, and he'd already seen the telltale signs of a Loan Crab lingering on his psychic periphery.
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Episode 521: Dark Room
August 9th, 2020 | 18 mins 30 secs
That was the irritating thing about Chil'trox; he could wield ambiguity like a scalpel, never ordering you to "murder 4 million cosmo-babies" when an "investigate and correct The Situation" would suffice.
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Episode 520: The D12
August 8th, 2020 | 21 mins 32 secs
"A planet on the Outer Rim is in danger of a Level-6 reality incursion," the bureaucrat moistly intoned, "And I need you to make sure it stays quiet."
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Episode 519: Bumbo
August 6th, 2020 | 15 mins 11 secs
Ignoring the mercenary's quiet dismay, Chil'trox continued, lips smacking as saliva dripped down his chin and deep into his crannies.
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Episode 518: Lil Gurdy
August 4th, 2020 | 16 mins 46 secs
To say nothing of the blood on his glands after shutting down the Un-Phanage of No Parents 7—KIDZ PLANET KEEP OUT.
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Episode 517: The Forsaken
August 2nd, 2020 | 13 mins 47 secs
He still had nightmares about the psychic screams that had emanated from the Widow Planet of Chaz-itron 6 after the Husband Resurrection Bomb he'd planted on its surface went off.
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Episode 516: Tear Detonator
August 1st, 2020 | 13 mins 53 secs
But the jobs the bureaucrat typically tried to pawn off on him were capable of making even the most hardened Cosmo-Mercenary's stomach flip.
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Episode 515: Friendly Ball
July 30th, 2020 | 14 mins 46 secs
As a registered member of the Gyg Collective, he was obligated to do whatever a client requested, no matter how depraved, miserable, or smelly.
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Episode 514: Eden's Blessing
July 28th, 2020 | 15 mins 4 secs
Stargash attempted to estimate whether he could make it to the nearest escape colon before Chil'trox triggered him into a retaliatory hyper-coma.
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Episode 513: Flat Penny
July 26th, 2020 | 20 mins 45 secs
"Don't bother," the hallucinatory Chil'trox snarled, "I have a proposal that will allow you to more than make up what you hyper-owe."
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Episode 512: Pay To Play
July 25th, 2020 | 12 mins 11 secs
"Chil'trox, baby!" he shouted with synthetic cheerfulness, "If this is about those megacreds I still owe you from the Altrazian gig, believe me, the hyper-check is in the space mail!"
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Episode 511: Pupula Duplex
July 23rd, 2020 | 17 mins 5 secs
Attempting to appear as non-chalant as a man can while the scenery is spitting on him, Stargash adopted his standard "talking to bureaucrats" face—a sort of scowling simper, with topnotes of reverence and pique.