Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
954 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 493: Charged Baby
June 23rd, 2020 | 16 mins 53 secs
But while his Angst Flaps continued to glisten moistly under the artificial sunlight, Chil'trox shook himself suddenly and loinded his girds.
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Episode 492: Burnt Penny
June 21st, 2020 | 14 mins 59 secs
But if he acted, authorizing intervention, he would expose himself to the most toxic substance in all the Seven Sectors: Blame.
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Episode 491: Curse Of The Tower
June 20th, 2020 | 17 mins 1 sec
If he did nothing, and the planet's reality incursion managed to metastasize to other worlds, it would multiply the subsequent tide of paperwork by more than a hundredfold.
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Episode 490: Mr. Dolly
June 18th, 2020 | 18 mins 6 secs
It was the doomsday scenario he had dreaded for the entirety of his multi-hundred-cycles career: A problem that would force him to make a choice.
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Episode 489: Continuum
June 16th, 2020 | 19 mins 5 secs
The thought was enough to turn his numerous glands furple with apprehension.
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Episode 488: Cathedral
June 14th, 2020 | 21 mins 33 secs
Which meant that either one of his superiors had royally scrammed up (a proposition that sent his Ambition Bladders quivering with fear and glee), or one of the worlds under the Federation's quasi-benevolent hegemony was in danger of undergoing full planetary apoptosis.
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Episode 487: Epiphora
June 13th, 2020 | 15 mins 21 secs
Despite his long (and proudly obstructionate) role in the Federation Civil Service, Chil'trox had never actually seen a Terminal-rated request come through the space-pneumatic propulsion systems of the hyper-tubes.
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Episode 486: Sticky Bombs
June 11th, 2020 | 13 mins 40 secs
He glanced peevishly at the Federation Assistance Request—Terminal as it gently buzzed on his desk, demanding an official response from his bureaucratic girth.
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Episode 485: Scatter Bombs
June 9th, 2020 | 11 mins 46 secs
CHAPTER TWO
Chil'trox of Pliny, High Arbiter of the North-Inward Galactic Hextant, wasn't sure how much longer he could sit on this F.A.R.T.
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Episode 484: Turdlings
June 7th, 2020 | 18 mins 10 secs
The gates of Heck were now 6 inches dilated, and growing by the minute; the Fel Barons laughed inside their comfortable cages; the great Goat of the Umpocalypse let out its warning bleat; and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, was now slouching toward Hoopty Hut to be born?
END OF CHAPTER ONE
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Episode 483: Lost Fly
June 6th, 2020 | 15 mins 27 secs
And as the three Doomed Souls stood their, locked in a state of uneasy truce before the gates of the great and sinister Hoos, the sky above them roiled and squeezed.
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Episode 482: Friend Zone
June 4th, 2020 | 11 mins 27 secs
"My name is Harvey Mouse," his squeaking voice said, breaking the silence, "And if I'm going to stop the Umpocalypse, I'm going to need your help."
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Episode 481: Sworn Protector
June 2nd, 2020 | 9 mins 37 secs
As his blade flew, magically, back into his hand, the mouse landed in a motion that became a simple bow, aimed at the both of them.
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Episode 480: Bloody Penny
May 31st, 2020 | 20 mins 14 secs
With an adorable "Hyah!" he hurled a sword the size of a toothpick past the hunter's head; the vortighast that had been creeping up behind him, hungry to suckle on his miserymarrow, screamed as its holy magics rent it into ugly dust.
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Episode 479: Lil Chest
May 30th, 2020 | 12 mins 30 secs
Even the Secret Midwife couldn't completely hide her awe as a small warrior, clad in fur, goggles, and a functional but tiny leather jacket, kicked off of the seat of his motorcycle, flipping into the air even as the bike itself skidded to a perfect stop on the ground.
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Episode 478: Fate's Reward
May 28th, 2020 | 12 mins 38 secs
From the corner of his eye, he saw the Secret Midwife perform a few rote identity bindings with her placental-stained fingers, masking the darker aspects of her aura even as a sudden ting from a nearby gutter announced the launching of a tiny rodent missile directly into their midst.