Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

502 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 504: The Road From 500 Pt. 4

    July 12th, 2020  |  19 mins 38 secs

    But he preferred skipping out on such obligations to either; he was halfway out of the spaceworm's cramped aft gut cabin when the psychic onslaught of a p.o.'d bureaucrat began pinging across his synapses.

  • Episode 503: The Road From 500 Pt. 3

    July 11th, 2020  |  15 mins 56 secs

    Of the two, he found he tended to prefer pissing off those in power; their vindictiveness tended to have limits, even if those were simply the borders of the nearest star system.

  • Episode 502: The Road From 500 Pt. 2

    July 9th, 2020  |  16 mins 9 secs

    That meant either money or power was knocking at his door, and Chip Stargash had run afoul of both in his times as a Star Soldier For Hire.

  • Episode 501: The Road From 500 Pt. 1

    July 7th, 2020  |  21 mins 2 secs

    Which meant that either the sac was developing an eating disorder, or that someone with Priority One Anti-Digestion Insurance was trying to get hold of him.

  • BONUS: Hell Comes To Harkness House, The Audiobook—Chapter 1

    July 6th, 2020  |  23 mins 19 secs

    Hey, folks! Future Will here.

    This is a silly little bonus I'm tossing onto the feed to celebrate the Episode 500 milestone. It's an audiobook I've recorded of the first chapter of Hell Comes To Harkness House, the extremely silly serialized novel I write in the episode descriptions of Everything To Guppy. (Really, go back and look.) It's dumb and silly and I don't say all the words right, but I figured I'd put it out there for people to enjoy.

  • Episode 500: The Everything To Guppy 500th Episode Spectacular

    July 5th, 2020  |  33 mins 29 secs

    Not wishing to hear from the creditors he had spent the last four cycles so aggressively dodging, Stargash had set the sac to auto-digest any messages directed toward his e-dentity.

  • Episode 499: The Road To 500 Pt. 3

    July 4th, 2020  |  16 mins 50 secs

    As consciousness kicked the door down and ungratefully barged its way into his brain, he became aware that the worm's messenger sac hovering over his slumberpod was near-full with sticky communiques.

  • Episode 498: The Road To 500 Pt. 2

    July 2nd, 2020  |  19 mins 28 secs

    Still clinging to the last erogic gasps of hypersleep, Chip Stargash did his best to ignore the pulsing, fluidish sound.

  • Episode 497: The Road To 500 Pt. 1

    June 30th, 2020  |  17 mins 25 secs

    Deep within the bowels of the spaceworm, an organ began to thrum.

  • Episode 496: Brownie

    June 28th, 2020  |  17 mins 24 secs

    Flipping open his fleshputer, Chil'trox began searching through lists of contractors with high-level expendability ratings; this seemed, he mused, like a perfect job for The Gyg Economy to handle.

  • Episode 495: Holy Light

    June 27th, 2020  |  15 mins 9 secs

    "Every decision is just an opportunity to delegate to someone else."

  • Episode 494: Dead Eye

    June 25th, 2020  |  13 mins 4 secs

    In his fourth heart, the Bureaucrat's Code loomed suddenly, visible through the panel installed inside his chest by the Thoughtless Macrosurgeons of Fish Planet 6.

  • Episode 493: Charged Baby

    June 23rd, 2020  |  16 mins 53 secs

    But while his Angst Flaps continued to glisten moistly under the artificial sunlight, Chil'trox shook himself suddenly and loinded his girds.

  • Episode 492: Burnt Penny

    June 21st, 2020  |  14 mins 59 secs

    But if he acted, authorizing intervention, he would expose himself to the most toxic substance in all the Seven Sectors: Blame.

  • Episode 491: Curse Of The Tower

    June 20th, 2020  |  17 mins 1 sec

    If he did nothing, and the planet's reality incursion managed to metastasize to other worlds, it would multiply the subsequent tide of paperwork by more than a hundredfold.

  • Episode 490: Mr. Dolly

    June 18th, 2020  |  18 mins 6 secs

    It was the doomsday scenario he had dreaded for the entirety of his multi-hundred-cycles career: A problem that would force him to make a choice.