Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

445 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 429: The Polaroid

    March 3rd, 2020  |  16 mins 31 secs

    She trudged wearily past the coffins that had been shamefully hidden in the sprawling catacomb of pipes by lazy or terrified gravediggers unable to keep up with their dark demands.

  • Episode 428: Ace Of Spades

    March 1st, 2020  |  21 mins 23 secs

    There were innumerable prophecies detailing the appointed birth of such and such child, spawn of whomever, destined master of all the nations of the earth; far fewer concerned themselves with what to feed such an infernal scion whose stomach had been upset by the tumultuous process of being born to its inevitable throne.

  • Episode 427: Breath Of Life

    February 29th, 2020  |  16 mins 52 secs

    Wormwood would stifle the lethal cry of a foundling born with a mandrake for a tongue; a silver pacifier would calm the tremors of the Pallid King's get.

  • Episode 426: Scissors

    February 27th, 2020  |  15 mins 50 secs

    Her mind flicked nervously through the lessons that had been imparted to her in her years serving at the hoofed feat of the Large Matron.

  • Episode 425: Undefined

    February 25th, 2020  |  16 mins 45 secs

    And beneath them all, the Secret Witch stalked the UnderSewers, boots caked in muck and unearthly contempt.

  • Episode 424: Chapter 2

    February 23rd, 2020  |  20 mins 47 secs

    But if the Barons had chosen the village for one of their sanguine and joyless experiments, he would likely need to call upon the powers and blessings of the Big Cheese before this night was through.

  • Episode 423: Isaac's Tears

    February 22nd, 2020  |  16 mins 27 secs

    He knew he would be able to handle any lesser demons with nothing more than his own limited mystical powers, the local hunters on the ground, and a bit of murine moxie and luck.

  • Episode 422: Mongo Baby

    February 20th, 2020  |  15 mins 27 secs

    Harvey's eyes scanned the horizons, both for crows, and for the scabrous light that was a telltale indication that the Fel Barons had cast their grim and sightless orbs across the village's frightened mein.

  • Episode 421: Samson's Chains

    February 18th, 2020  |  16 mins 55 secs

    Far across town, the gutters of the village vibrated as a tiny red motorcycle roared across them, heroism boiling in its wake.

  • Episode 420: Mr. Fred

    February 16th, 2020  |  16 mins 52 secs

    There were times, even now, when he wished that he could have a bodyguard of his own, if only to spare him hellish nightmares like this; he no longer found these sorts of things amusing any more.

  • Episode 419: ???'s Only Friend

    February 15th, 2020  |  11 mins 37 secs

    The hunter watched, eyes unflinching but weary, as the beasts devoured the shadow child, then melted back into the night from which whom's womb they had emerged.

  • Episode 418: Cain's Other Eye

    February 13th, 2020  |  14 mins 32 secs

    Hissing, teeth exposed, it ducked back toward a well-lit door, even as dogs in the moonlight suddenly emerged and began to give chase.

  • Episode 417: Gemini

    February 11th, 2020  |  15 mins 49 secs

    Seeking to catch his juniper-laced breath, he ducked back down into an alley, only to be confronted by some sort of roly-poly little rat-faced child.

  • Episode 416: Safety Cap

    February 9th, 2020  |  18 mins 10 secs

    Scholars have long speculated on what the hardest words to run on might be; the hunter could now tell them, through grizzled experience, that neither "patricide," nor "calamari" gave his hobnailed feet much purchase.

  • Episode 415: Mysterious Liquid

    February 8th, 2020  |  13 mins 46 secs

    Now running ponderously up the hill, the hunter felt the cobblestones twist beneath his feet, the cracks in each reforming themselves to spell out his deepest and grumpiest secrets.

  • Episode 414: Cursed Eye

    February 6th, 2020  |  18 mins 15 secs

    In a dim basement, obscured from the eye of both man and dog, a broken clock was right three times in a single day.