Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

542 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 529: The Frail

    August 23rd, 2020  |  24 mins 11 secs

    Stargash reeled, both from the sudden burst of synaptic feedback, as well as the realization that, whatever Chil'trox needed done, he was willing to shell out for a brand-new Multiple Utopia Disintegrator—the only weapon capable of making the Universe worse just by firing it—to get someone to take care of the problem.

  • Episode 528: Zodiac

    August 22nd, 2020  |  14 mins 33 secs

    "The funds will be deposited through the normal series of death drops," he grumbled, then cut the psychic connection with a burst of memetic hyperstatic that would contain the specifics of Stargash's mission.

  • Episode 527: Betrayal

    August 20th, 2020  |  13 mins 18 secs

    But to Stargash's shock, the bureaucrat's jowly avatar didn't even blink.

  • Episode 526: Seraphim

    August 18th, 2020  |  14 mins 54 secs

    "And I'll need a new MUD"—an audacious request, inserted only so that Chil'trox would have something to easily reject.

  • Episode 525: Counterfeit Penny

    August 16th, 2020  |  19 mins 57 secs

    "Second, I'll need a big enough advance to keep my creditors off my back for at least a cycle, unless you want B0b M1n0t4ur crashing into this op like a bull in a space-china shop."

  • Episode 524: Rune Bag

    August 15th, 2020  |  19 mins 56 secs

    Facing no immediate opposition from the bureaucrat's psycho-organic avatar, Stargash continued: "I'll need time and funds to assemble a team; at the very least, a chronohacker, a skizz samurai, and a druid."

  • Episode 523: Key Bum

    August 13th, 2020  |  13 mins 18 secs

    "I'll do it," he grumbled, "But only on three conditions"; he actually only had two, but this was what the Business Masters Of Zen-Town 4 called "galactic-level brain negotiation."

  • Episode 522: Censer

    August 11th, 2020  |  17 mins 21 secs

    But the ugly fact was, Stargash did need the work; payments were coming due on his new Luxury Lung, and he'd already seen the telltale signs of a Loan Crab lingering on his psychic periphery.

  • Episode 521: Dark Room

    August 9th, 2020  |  18 mins 30 secs

    That was the irritating thing about Chil'trox; he could wield ambiguity like a scalpel, never ordering you to "murder 4 million cosmo-babies" when an "investigate and correct The Situation" would suffice.

  • Episode 520: The D12

    August 8th, 2020  |  21 mins 32 secs

    "A planet on the Outer Rim is in danger of a Level-6 reality incursion," the bureaucrat moistly intoned, "And I need you to make sure it stays quiet."

  • Episode 519: Bumbo

    August 6th, 2020  |  15 mins 11 secs

    Ignoring the mercenary's quiet dismay, Chil'trox continued, lips smacking as saliva dripped down his chin and deep into his crannies.

  • Episode 518: Lil Gurdy

    August 4th, 2020  |  16 mins 46 secs

    To say nothing of the blood on his glands after shutting down the Un-Phanage of No Parents 7—KIDZ PLANET KEEP OUT.

  • Episode 517: The Forsaken

    August 2nd, 2020  |  13 mins 47 secs

    He still had nightmares about the psychic screams that had emanated from the Widow Planet of Chaz-itron 6 after the Husband Resurrection Bomb he'd planted on its surface went off.

  • Episode 516: Tear Detonator

    August 1st, 2020  |  13 mins 53 secs

    But the jobs the bureaucrat typically tried to pawn off on him were capable of making even the most hardened Cosmo-Mercenary's stomach flip.

  • Episode 515: Friendly Ball

    July 30th, 2020  |  14 mins 46 secs

    As a registered member of the Gyg Collective, he was obligated to do whatever a client requested, no matter how depraved, miserable, or smelly.

  • Episode 514: Eden's Blessing

    July 28th, 2020  |  15 mins 4 secs

    Stargash attempted to estimate whether he could make it to the nearest escape colon before Chil'trox triggered him into a retaliatory hyper-coma.