Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

405 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 405: Pisces

    January 21st, 2020  |  17 mins 2 secs

    And yet even as this host of damned souls found themselves spiraling, inexorably, toward the doom in the castle, another figure watched these developments with a sense of concern and unease.

  • Episode 404: Cursed Skull

    January 19th, 2020  |  17 mins 32 secs

    "The trouble with being a Haunted Midwife," she thought, grabbing the bag from near her door, "Is that the Devil makes sure you always deliver."

  • Episode 403: Aquarius

    January 18th, 2020  |  9 mins 12 secs

    Sympathy scraping at her toenails, she keened helplessly alongside that orphaned wail.

  • Episode 402: Capricorn

    January 16th, 2020  |  12 mins 27 secs

    Obscured by a web of eldritch secrecy that obfuscated her identity—even from herself—she immediately felt the keening of a secret-sister-spirit calling to her from across the hangry ether.

  • Episode 401: Sagittarius

    January 14th, 2020  |  15 mins 49 secs

    Across the village, in a hovel that was distinctly hovel-shaped, a Secret Witch awoke.

  • Episode 400: Curses

    January 12th, 2020  |  23 mins 48 secs

    Tearing the bauble from his neck with a hornedy grunt, the hunter put his head down and began trudging once again into the sickly sweet claws of the inky, tenebrous night.

  • Episode 399: Scorpio

    January 11th, 2020  |  9 mins 54 secs

    As though summoned by the very thought, it began to suddenly twist its way around his throat, the silver chain digging into the folds of fat that hung like ulcerous fruits from his chin's mottled skin.

  • Episode 398: Libra

    January 9th, 2020  |  13 mins 34 secs

    As he solemnly watched, the chunk of vulpine cranium hanging from his neck began to kick and twist like a hanged man's final, mirthless jig.

  • Episode 397: Virgo

    January 7th, 2020  |  12 mins 59 secs

    It was said by the witch-touched that a fox's skull, properly immersed in lambic, would resonate when Gray Magicks were afoot.

  • Episode 396: Lokii

    January 5th, 2020  |  12 mins 35 secs

    He had harvested it himself, after a drunken and miserable night spent with his flensing knife in the Fox Pits on the far edge of the village's territory.

  • Episode 395: Leo

    January 4th, 2020  |  11 mins 6 secs

    He wondered idly whether there was a magic at work here, gently fingering the fragment of fox skull he kept on a blackened chain around his neck.

  • Episode 394: Cancer (Item)

    January 2nd, 2020  |  11 mins 6 secs

    But even through his poorly distilled senses, the hunter could sense a rising echo on the air, riding the continuing screams like a banshee in search of blood.

  • Episode 393: Aries

    December 31st, 2019  |  11 mins 32 secs

    His steps wavered slightly as he crossed the haphazardly cobbled streets, still unsteady from the effects of the pitch-black gin he consumed every evening.

  • Episode 392: Lucky Toe

    December 29th, 2019  |  10 mins 54 secs

    The night was like a tomb built out of haunted, blood-soaked darkness as the hunter embarked on his sanguine business once again.

  • Episode 391: Taurus

    December 28th, 2019  |  9 mins 18 secs

    Matheson left his dogs behind; instead, they feasted on the entrails of one of the ravens that followed their master everywhere his dark purpose took him.

  • Episode 390: Unicorn Stump

    December 26th, 2019  |  11 mins 48 secs

    There were no words exchanged between the hunter and the mayor; just a leather bag of gold, pregnant with the stink of bribery, passed from one hand to the next.