Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
1,009 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 596: Dark Prince's Crown
December 24th, 2020 | 8 mins 23 secs
A masterful example of the use of Trust As Weapon, first pioneered by The Nice And Pleasant Murder Monks of Monk Murder 6.
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Episode 595: Mega Blast
December 22nd, 2020 | 10 mins 5 secs
In so doing, he had forced Stargash into the role of conspirator-by-default; to allow him to leave without first securing full-throated support would be a Lives Sentence for all of them.
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Episode 594: Eve's Bird Foot
December 20th, 2020 | 10 mins 57 secs
Stargash's heart figuratively froze, and for good reason: One of the most powerful crimebosses in the galaxy had just confessed to him his adherence to a creed of Complete Universal Shutdown, a philosophy that went beyond MegaNihilism and into omnicide of the highest order.
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Episode 593: Kidney Stone
December 19th, 2020 | 10 mins 40 secs
"A broken clock is right twice a day," he intoned, with ritual cadences, "but a stopped clock can be right forever."
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Episode 592: Mom's Box
December 17th, 2020 | 9 mins 35 secs
Finally, he gestured with one fat, stubby, powerful hand, and Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy—suddenly, visibly, nervous—bowed his head in supplication, then spoke in his thin, reedy, sexy voice.
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Episode 591: Binky
December 15th, 2020 | 10 mins 4 secs
But instead of chortling the happy gurgle of a supposedly confused large time baby, Blinkums simply stared at the space-merc's cyberhusk, contemplating what seemed to be vast panoplies of infinities.
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Episode 590: War
December 13th, 2020 | 16 mins 48 secs
As always, Stargash's approach was to ask for everything, in the hopes of securing something; he doubted that even Big Baby Blinkums would be willing to admit his affiliation with The Mechanists Of The Stopped Clock, the diligent, dutiful, and determined craftsmen of the Big Freeze itself.
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Episode 589: D7
December 12th, 2020 | 9 mins 26 secs
Undeterred, Stargash pressed on, "I seek a chronomancer with nothing to lose, oh Big and Merciless Infant; I seek a Clockstopper whose clock has already stopped."
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Episode 588: Milk!
December 10th, 2020 | 11 mins 13 secs
The giant baby crime boss shifted irritably in his diaper, but whether this was genuine ire, cosmic diaper rash, or a brief instance of whiskey colic was difficult to determine.
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Episode 587: Lil' Loki
December 8th, 2020 | 13 mins 29 secs
"Honrable Blinkums," he spoke with unfelt confidence, "Biggest and Baddest of the Babies That Aren't, I come to seek of thee a boon."
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Episode 586: Cain's Eye
December 6th, 2020 | 11 mins 55 secs
But silence would be even more dangerous, and so Stargash girded his cyberloins and spoke.
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Episode 585: Jar Of Flies
December 5th, 2020 | 14 mins 43 secs
The last thing he wanted to do now was to misspeak, provoking Big Baby Blinkums into one of his notorious Chrono Tantrums.
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Episode 584: My Shadow
December 3rd, 2020 | 10 mins 50 secs
Stargash hesitated before answering; one of the frustrating dangers of dealing with the Unborn Horde was that they tended to hold grudges for things that hadn't actually happened yet.
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Episode 583: Glitter Bombs
December 1st, 2020 | 12 mins 39 secs
"Dirk Stargash!" he whinnied salubriously, "What an utterly expected surprise."
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Episode 582: Pestilence
November 29th, 2020 | 14 mins 21 secs
Shifting in his di-di, Blinkums began to speak, a low, guttural goo-goo-ga-ga that only Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy seemed capable of translating, although the cold menace of the welcome was already clear.
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Episode 581: Multidimensional Baby
November 28th, 2020 | 11 mins 17 secs
At his side, ever diligent, stood Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy, his majordomo, bodyguard, and right-hand manny.