Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
954 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 541: The Stain
September 13th, 2020 | 13 mins 14 secs
Stargash, meanwhile, was just happy to have a new lease on life, and a little breathing room from his creditors, who'd have to wait for his carefully constructed will to kick in before they could attach his old debts to his new life; meanwhile, he cheerfully ditched "Doug's" clothes, keeping only his "World's Best Daddy" mug to add to his growing collection.
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Episode 540: Explosivo
September 12th, 2020 | 11 mins 16 secs
Those efforts had been stymied, though, when almost all of the opposition membership had been revealed to ALSO be sleeper personalities operating in karmic clones; a sudden flash flood on Skurgassm 4 shunted enough "original" personalities into enough bodies to essentially short-circuit the entire project.
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Episode 539: Spear Of Destiny
September 10th, 2020 | 11 mins 39 secs
It was a common enough occurrence that several galactic hypersenators had attempted to issue space laws against the use of the RRD.
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Episode 538: Maw Of The Void
September 8th, 2020 | 14 mins 35 secs
Doug Wheeling's wife and children were, admittedly, upset to learn that their loving husband and father had been nothing but a sleeper personality installed on the new body's firmware until Stargash's freshly ejected consciousness could occupy it.
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Episode 537: The Tick
September 6th, 2020 | 16 mins 28 secs
One of the benefits of using a Rapid Reincarnation Device came from the fact that the Karmic Web operated on acausal principles, which meant that Stargash's new body—now ready to receive the personality engram encoded in the fatal burst of radiation that had "ended" his life—had actually been born 36 years earlier.
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Episode 536: God's Flesh
September 5th, 2020 | 13 mins 11 secs
But then the spiders began twitching and spasming as the karmic-hacking subroutines of the RRD went to work, re-orienting the web of Stargash's life to shape his new incarnation into the desired shape.
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Episode 535: Tractor Beam
September 3rd, 2020 | 13 mins 53 secs
Instantly, his soul was plunged back into the web of karma, where the spiders who weave fate began to dissect his various decisions in order to judge his next, probably even less pleasant existence.
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Episode 534: Ventricle Razor
September 1st, 2020 | 14 mins 34 secs
Recklessly jamming the device's activation button, Stargash had no time to scream as his body was instantly immolated.
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Episode 533: The Void
August 30th, 2020 | 16 mins 47 secs
Cornered, and on the verge of being literally drowned in debt, Stargash could see only two options: Acceptance, or the activation of the Rapid Reincarnation Device hanging from his neck—and while neither appealed, the latter had the advantage of being extraordinarily irresponsible, as well.
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Episode 532: Tech X
August 29th, 2020 | 15 mins 42 secs
But the terrain was terrible; the worm-corridor was already enturbulated by the mental residue of Chil'trox's message, and the increasing spasms of its hallway-gullies left the mercenary with barely enough room to dodge the first reaching claw.
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Episode 531: Marked
August 27th, 2020 | 16 mins 17 secs
The strike was, by no means, coincidental; barely sentient, Loan Crabs could smell frustration and money from far across the psychic seas, and Stargash was suddenly swimming in both.
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Episode 530: Serpent's Kiss
August 25th, 2020 | 15 mins 34 secs
None of which would matter if he had his consciousness bisected by the deadly memo-claw of the Loan Crab that had taken advantage of his psychic reverie to close the distance between them.
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Episode 529: The Frail
August 23rd, 2020 | 24 mins 11 secs
Stargash reeled, both from the sudden burst of synaptic feedback, as well as the realization that, whatever Chil'trox needed done, he was willing to shell out for a brand-new Multiple Utopia Disintegrator—the only weapon capable of making the Universe worse just by firing it—to get someone to take care of the problem.
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Episode 528: Zodiac
August 22nd, 2020 | 14 mins 33 secs
"The funds will be deposited through the normal series of death drops," he grumbled, then cut the psychic connection with a burst of memetic hyperstatic that would contain the specifics of Stargash's mission.
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Episode 527: Betrayal
August 20th, 2020 | 13 mins 18 secs
But to Stargash's shock, the bureaucrat's jowly avatar didn't even blink.
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Episode 526: Seraphim
August 18th, 2020 | 14 mins 54 secs
"And I'll need a new MUD"—an audacious request, inserted only so that Chil'trox would have something to easily reject.