Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

1,008 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 675: Euthanasia

    May 27th, 2021  |  12 mins 14 secs

    But Friendship Ranger 4 was special, like a limited edition of a delicious candy bar, or a new bubonic plague.

  • Episode 674: Ghost Pepper

    May 25th, 2021  |  14 mins 29 secs

    Friendship Ranger 3 loved all of his fellow Friendship Rangers, as a matter of both emotional certainty and bio-organic dictate.

  • Episode 673: Blue Baby (Boss)

    May 23rd, 2021  |  14 mins 22 secs

    Friendship Ranger 4 was using the brain as a coffee table to hold her coffee, table-style, when Friendship Ranger 3 walked in.

  • Episode 672: Jacob's Ladder

    May 22nd, 2021  |  13 mins 4 secs

    Also, there was a big honkin' brain sitting in a tub in the middle of the room.

  • Episode 671: Adrenaline

    May 20th, 2021  |  13 mins 37 secs

    The room was named thus because of its wallpaper, which showed cheerful brains, smiling happily while awash in neurophobic mind toxins.

  • Episode 670: Yo Listen!

    May 18th, 2021  |  13 mins 16 secs

    But he was needed in the non-literal heart of the Citadel, the Brain Chamber.

  • Episode 669: Faded Polaroid

    May 16th, 2021  |  15 mins 14 secs

    Friendship Ranger 3 only wished he could be there to see the Wet Emergence, the holy sacrament of a new and Better Self being born.

  • Episode 668: Acid Baby

    May 15th, 2021  |  14 mins 33 secs

    But one thing was certain: When they emerged from the Engine's glistening Emotion Cloaca they would be in desperate, murderous need of a hug.

  • Episode 667: Eden's Soul

    May 13th, 2021  |  14 mins 23 secs

    Friendship Ranger 3 had no idea which Feelings Criminal was currently being processed by the Engine—and soon, neither would they.

  • Episode 666: D Infinity

    May 11th, 2021  |  14 mins 16 secs

    So he could never have anticipated the sounds that would emanate from a body that was having every molecule of its PNA rewritten with a million trillion happy smiles.

  • Episode 665: The Lamb

    May 9th, 2021  |  15 mins 18 secs

    The original designer of the Friendship Engine—dead now 20 years, and a hundred hearts ago—had never intended it to process a living body.

  • Episode 664: Metronome

    May 8th, 2021  |  12 mins 47 secs

    And it was here that the enemies of the Good Vibes Empire met their final and most grisly fates.

  • Episode 663: Potato Peeler

    May 6th, 2021  |  11 mins 41 secs

    It was here that the smiling thralls fed liquified emotion into the great and waiting maw, transforming it into raw friendship energy.

  • Episode 662: Dull Razor

    May 4th, 2021  |  12 mins 57 secs

    But always he felt himself drawn toward the nexus—emotional, gravitational, and otherwise—of the Citadel: The Friendship Machine.

  • Episode 661: Super Magnet

    May 2nd, 2021  |  13 mins 7 secs

    And of course, he could always hear Friendship Ranger 665, a sentient sound of screaming war widowers, echoing in the citadel's halls.

  • Episode 660: Crooked Penny

    May 1st, 2021  |  14 mins 6 secs

    Hanging from the ceiling, he saw Friendship Ranger 27 gestating comfortably in hisit's cocoon.