Everything To Guppy

Episode 621: The Seven Deadly Sins Pt. 2

February 11th, 2021  |  13 mins 49 secs

Would this be a proper day to take a trip in the Huggles Bus?

Episode 620: The Seven Deadly Sins Pt. 1

February 9th, 2021  |  14 mins 11 secs

Walking into his super-cool converted garage, he wondered which of his Friendship vehicles he should take to the Friendship Office today.

Episode 619: Safety Scissors

February 7th, 2021  |  11 mins 31 secs

Either way, with the support of the other members of the Friendship Force 5, Friendship Ranger 3 knew that those frowns could be forcibly turned upside down.

Episode 618: Belly Button

February 6th, 2021  |  10 mins

Who could it be—The Slumpos? King Crybaby? Seasonal Affective Disco Stu?

Episode 617: Cone Head

February 4th, 2021  |  12 mins 33 secs

Today's sensors were pointing due despairgasm.

Episode 616: Moldy Bread

February 2nd, 2021  |  13 mins 30 secs

The Friendship Organs were calibrated to respond to many orgone flavors, from smiles to murderfrown.

Episode 615: Headless Horseman

February 1st, 2021  |  14 mins 33 secs

Once wrapped within the warm embrace of the magical leather outfit, he began to feel his Friendship Organs start to merrily pulse.

Episode 614: Dad's Lost Coin

January 30th, 2021  |  12 mins 7 secs

He muttered a quick apology to the wall of arms bolted to his bedroom's southern wall and quickly jumped into his special Friendship Suit.

Episode 613: Polydactyly

January 28th, 2021  |  13 mins 3 secs

Friendship Ranger 3 was halfway through his morning hug ritual when his Friendship Alert Bracelet began to bleat.

Episode 612: Compound Fracture

January 26th, 2021  |  15 mins 31 secs

HELL COMES TO HARKNESS HOUSE
CHAPTER 3
MAKE WAY, SOLITARY CHUMPS, FOR THE FRIENDSHIP FORCE 5!

Episode 611: Shiny Rock

January 24th, 2021  |  15 mins 39 secs

Stargash glanced over the briefing, for the first time; he had no idea what "Earth" was like, but he hoped they served Megabeer there—because as soon as he was done giving birth to this time traveling psychopath, he was absolutely going to need six.

END OF CHAPTER 2

Episode 610: Varicose Veins

January 23rd, 2021  |  14 mins 34 secs

A gentle pinging on the interior of his cybereye informed him that High Fructose Corn Murder and Chud Honeysuckle were already making their way, independently, to the target planet, where the team would rendezvous, and prepare to either hasten or prevent its apoptotic metastasis out into the wider Gorelactic Rim.

Episode 609: Tarot Cloth

January 21st, 2021  |  16 mins 34 secs

The chronomancer gestating inside him would, presumably, choose to birth itself at exactly the wrong moment as the mission progressed.

Episode 608: Eye Of Greed

January 19th, 2021  |  16 mins 30 secs

Seven eventful chrono-hours later, Stargash was disconnected from his virtu-avatar, returned to his ship, and already 4 weeks pregrunt.

Episode 607: Conquest

January 17th, 2021  |  15 mins 16 secs

Stargash breathed a sigh of relief; as a space mercenary of the Gyg Economy, he was rarely more in his element than when he was shoveling shit.

Episode 606: Metal Plate

January 16th, 2021  |  11 mins 51 secs

"My diaper is reaching the edges of its containment," TSBD spake on behalf of Big Baby Bliinkums, "And you must be the change I need to see in the world."