Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
1,008 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 675: Euthanasia
May 27th, 2021 | 12 mins 14 secs
But Friendship Ranger 4 was special, like a limited edition of a delicious candy bar, or a new bubonic plague.
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Episode 674: Ghost Pepper
May 25th, 2021 | 14 mins 29 secs
Friendship Ranger 3 loved all of his fellow Friendship Rangers, as a matter of both emotional certainty and bio-organic dictate.
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Episode 673: Blue Baby (Boss)
May 23rd, 2021 | 14 mins 22 secs
Friendship Ranger 4 was using the brain as a coffee table to hold her coffee, table-style, when Friendship Ranger 3 walked in.
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Episode 672: Jacob's Ladder
May 22nd, 2021 | 13 mins 4 secs
Also, there was a big honkin' brain sitting in a tub in the middle of the room.
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Episode 671: Adrenaline
May 20th, 2021 | 13 mins 37 secs
The room was named thus because of its wallpaper, which showed cheerful brains, smiling happily while awash in neurophobic mind toxins.
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Episode 670: Yo Listen!
May 18th, 2021 | 13 mins 16 secs
But he was needed in the non-literal heart of the Citadel, the Brain Chamber.
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Episode 669: Faded Polaroid
May 16th, 2021 | 15 mins 14 secs
Friendship Ranger 3 only wished he could be there to see the Wet Emergence, the holy sacrament of a new and Better Self being born.
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Episode 668: Acid Baby
May 15th, 2021 | 14 mins 33 secs
But one thing was certain: When they emerged from the Engine's glistening Emotion Cloaca they would be in desperate, murderous need of a hug.
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Episode 667: Eden's Soul
May 13th, 2021 | 14 mins 23 secs
Friendship Ranger 3 had no idea which Feelings Criminal was currently being processed by the Engine—and soon, neither would they.
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Episode 666: D Infinity
May 11th, 2021 | 14 mins 16 secs
So he could never have anticipated the sounds that would emanate from a body that was having every molecule of its PNA rewritten with a million trillion happy smiles.
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Episode 665: The Lamb
May 9th, 2021 | 15 mins 18 secs
The original designer of the Friendship Engine—dead now 20 years, and a hundred hearts ago—had never intended it to process a living body.
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Episode 664: Metronome
May 8th, 2021 | 12 mins 47 secs
And it was here that the enemies of the Good Vibes Empire met their final and most grisly fates.
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Episode 663: Potato Peeler
May 6th, 2021 | 11 mins 41 secs
It was here that the smiling thralls fed liquified emotion into the great and waiting maw, transforming it into raw friendship energy.
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Episode 662: Dull Razor
May 4th, 2021 | 12 mins 57 secs
But always he felt himself drawn toward the nexus—emotional, gravitational, and otherwise—of the Citadel: The Friendship Machine.
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Episode 661: Super Magnet
May 2nd, 2021 | 13 mins 7 secs
And of course, he could always hear Friendship Ranger 665, a sentient sound of screaming war widowers, echoing in the citadel's halls.
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Episode 660: Crooked Penny
May 1st, 2021 | 14 mins 6 secs
Hanging from the ceiling, he saw Friendship Ranger 27 gestating comfortably in hisit's cocoon.