Everything To Guppy

Episode 659: Wait What

April 29th, 2021  |  13 mins 35 secs

In one especially squishy corner, he saw the telltale flesh lumps of Friendship Ranger 16, The Butcher Of Bitterness.

Episode 658: Mama Mega!

April 27th, 2021  |  13 mins 23 secs

As he walked through the screaming corridors of the Amigos Annex, Friendship Ranger 3 looked around for many of his teammates.

Episode 657: The ETG Nothing But Trouble Commentary

April 20th, 2021  |  1 hr 13 mins

This week, Everything To Guppy takes a break from its usual item-by-item conversation to do a deep dive into all the new ideas, strategies, and content in the brand-new The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance expansion.*

*A rental copy of the 1991 Dan Aykroyd comedy Nothing But Trouble is not required to tease out the more advanced nuances.

Episode 656: The Everything To Guppy Repentance Special

April 13th, 2021  |  1 hr 35 mins

This week, Everything To Guppy takes a break from its usual item-by-item conversation to do a deep dive into all the new ideas, strategies, and content in the brand-new The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance expansion.*

*A rental copy of the 1991 Dan Aykroyd comedy Nothing But Trouble may be required to tease out the more advanced nuances.

Episode 655: Isaac (Boss)

April 11th, 2021  |  13 mins 6 secs

With every assemblage, he became more happy, less human, and morest perfect.

Episode 654: Clicker

April 10th, 2021  |  15 mins 57 secs

His hip also took a moment to pop back into place, now bulging as it was with Amicability Sludge.

Episode 653: Dataminer

April 8th, 2021  |  13 mins 58 secs

He noticed that his neck was now thinner, but of course, neck beef was considered a delicacy amongst the Higher Happiness Courts.

Episode 652: Compost

April 6th, 2021  |  12 mins 32 secs

Still dripping with umbilical oozes, Friendship Ranger 3 stepped out of the far end of the transport tube.

Episode 651: Cracked Dice

April 4th, 2021  |  15 mins 44 secs

Then the waves of Friendship came roiling back through his shattered equilibrium, and The Villain was smothered back into miserable silence.

Episode 650: Smelter

April 3rd, 2021  |  10 mins 11 secs

Briefly alert, The Villain screamed for freedom, screamed that this was not right, screamed at the injustice of the toothily smiling world.

Episode 649: Pause

April 1st, 2021  |  11 mins 22 secs

For a moment, molten pain shat through Friendship Ranger 3's consciousness, and he felt The Villain stir in its chains, deep within his brainstem.

Episode 648: Void

March 30th, 2021  |  16 mins 49 secs

The final cube slapped into the grate, hitting at an off-kilter angle that sent it spiraling down into the lava far below.

Episode 647: Satan

March 28th, 2021  |  16 mins 17 secs

The rest would be siphoned away to animate more Love Golems to enforce the dictates of the Friendship Mantra on the grateful people; it was one of the great joys of Friendship Ranger 3's life to know that he was not just the Friendship Mantra's happy servant, but also a productive farm for its ever-encroaching spread.

Episode 646: The D1

March 27th, 2021  |  11 mins 21 secs

A small portion of these would be fed back into Friendship Ranger 3's body once the cubes had all SPLUTTed their thick and oblong-y way into the grate.

Episode 645: Plan C

March 25th, 2021  |  14 mins 23 secs

As the cubs slid, tumbling end over end, down the messily stained Grate, the animating liquids dripped their way through, pooling in the Collection Sac hanging below.

Episode 644: Tonsil (Item)

March 23rd, 2021  |  12 mins 6 secs

Friendship Ranger 3 gibbered in pleasure as, one by one, the wet chunks of his meat slammed into the Receiving Grate on the far side of the abyss.