Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
955 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
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Episode 638: Hushy
March 13th, 2021 | 15 mins 44 secs
The Friendship Citadel, unfortunately, wasn't built over natural lava deposits, so they'd had to import some from the Ring Of Fire.
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Episode 637: Depression
March 11th, 2021 | 14 mins 2 secs
Originally bombed out during the final days of the Misery Wars, the site of the big big hole still made him tumescent with pride.
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Episode 636: Shade
March 9th, 2021 | 15 mins 23 secs
Rounding the corner around the Apple Store where all the weeping former priests worked, Friendship Ranger 3 came into site of the Friendship Pit.
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Episode 635: Tape Worm
March 7th, 2021 | 17 mins 15 secs
And that was to say nothing of Friendship Ranger 1, so he didn't.
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Episode 634: Finger!
March 6th, 2021 | 12 mins 58 secs
Or Friendship Ranger 11, whose hands would never stop bleeding, no matter how politely one asked.
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Episode 633: Contagion
March 4th, 2021 | 15 mins 13 secs
There was Friendship Ranger 2, who has once hugged a man's head into a warm, wet mush.
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Episode 632: Analog Stick
March 2nd, 2021 | 14 mins 22 secs
As he approached the site of the Neural Joy Aberration, he began to run, exultant at the idea of reuniting with his fellow Friendship Rangers.
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Episode 631: Mom
February 28th, 2021 | 17 mins 16 secs
Friendship Ranger 3 only wished (in an absent and paternal sort of way) that their screams of gratitude weren't quite so loud, or so tinged with the higher octaves of a vocal cord gleefully shredding itself in happiness.
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Episode 630: Glyph Of Balance
February 27th, 2021 | 15 mins 19 secs
Why else would the Feelings Felons be so effusively, weepingly thankful after having their rogue brainwaves forcibly corrected?
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Episode 629: Sulfuric Acid
February 25th, 2021 | 11 mins 43 secs
But closer analysis of these aberrant emoto-clusters—performed after scooping the related neurons out of the offending minds with the help of the Cuddle Police's smiling Adjustment Technicians—showed them to be in error.
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Episode 628: Eye Of Belial
February 23rd, 2021 | 15 mins 46 secs
People sometimes argued—in what they thought were their secure Secret Sometimes Feeling Vaults—that Mutually Enforced Happiness had its downsides.
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Episode 627: Rainbow Worm
February 21st, 2021 | 9 mins 19 secs
Friendship Ranger 3 tried not to indulge in pride (a sin), but he had to admit that it felt good to have saved the world, forever, from itself.
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Episode 626: Parasitoid
February 20th, 2021 | 12 mins 7 secs
He waved cheerfully at a woman walking her handsome and highly toothed baby, and screamed back at him with the happy shrieks of the terminally fulfilled.
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Episode 625: Glaucoma
February 18th, 2021 | 11 mins 7 secs
Everywhere Friendship Ranger 3 walked, he saw smiling, happy people, barely even writhing in their Mandatory Joy Harnesses.
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Episode 624: Sinus Infection
February 16th, 2021 | 11 mins 27 secs
And so he bolted his High Performance Amblin' Boots to his Bottom-Hands and made his way out into the world.
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Episode 623: The Seven Deadly Sins Pt. 4
February 14th, 2021 | 15 mins 3 secs
Then he remembered that all his vehicles had been sold to charity when he converted his garage, so instead he would have to walk.