Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

1,017 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 716: Mr. ME!

    August 7th, 2021  |  12 mins 18 secs

    She had had no need to research or investigate or "Glooglebing" how to kill a pesky and unwanted future.

  • Episode 715: 7 Seals

    August 5th, 2021  |  14 mins 57 secs

    While her underbite was filled with 6 of the 5 most deadly toxins known to man.

  • Episode 714: Leprosy

    August 3rd, 2021  |  13 mins 37 secs

    And her overbite, rambunctious.

  • Episode 713: Baby Plum

    August 1st, 2021  |  10 mins 25 secs

    As always, her murder-knowledge was sublime.

  • Episode 712: Technology Zero

    July 31st, 2021  |  10 mins 47 secs

    "Where," she asked with an air of calm indignity, "Am I going to find a bullet made out of a stopped watch?"

  • Episode 711: Moving Box

    July 29th, 2021  |  15 mins 4 secs

    But it was Friendship Ranger 4 who asked the hyper-pertintent question.

  • Episode 710: Telekinesis

    July 27th, 2021  |  16 mins 9 secs

    The idea had him instantly turgid with horror.

  • Episode 709: Stud Finder

    July 25th, 2021  |  7 mins 34 secs

    But to kill the future itself?

  • Episode 708: Coupon

    July 24th, 2021  |  9 mins 29 secs

    He had killed himself more than 8 million times, often in the shower.

  • Episode 707: Jumper Cables

    July 22nd, 2021  |  8 mins 38 secs

    He had killed empires, killed baby universes, killed actuaries, and more.

  • Episode 706: Lil Delirium

    July 20th, 2021  |  9 mins 25 secs

    Friendship Ranger 3 had killed many things in his time with the Friendship Rangers, as the name suggested.

  • Episode 705: Ultra Greed and Ultra Greedier

    July 18th, 2021  |  15 mins 2 secs

    "Yes," Friendship Ranger 4 answered back in her duclet tonals, "We're going to have to manslaughter the future."

  • Episode 704: Buddy In A Box

    July 17th, 2021  |  10 mins 30 secs

    Friendship Ranger 3 thought a question, knowing that it would be relentlessly plucked from his mind by the assembled brethren.

  • Episode 703: Fast Bombs

    July 15th, 2021  |  8 mins 47 secs

    "So, you see," he whittered mendacriously, "Not even our instruments are immune to the corruption."

  • Episode 702: Sprinkler

    July 13th, 2021  |  11 mins 35 secs

    The Timer Smiler smiled this thin little Timer Smile.

  • Episode 701: Blasting Cap

    July 11th, 2021  |  11 mins 59 secs

    It would make breakfasts a little unpleasant until the event horizon could be breached, but it was better than being aged into a geriatric killenniel.