Everything To Guppy

Episode 670: Yo Listen!

May 18th, 2021  |  13 mins 16 secs

But he was needed in the non-literal heart of the Citadel, the Brain Chamber.

Episode 669: Faded Polaroid

May 16th, 2021  |  15 mins 14 secs

Friendship Ranger 3 only wished he could be there to see the Wet Emergence, the holy sacrament of a new and Better Self being born.

Episode 668: Acid Baby

May 15th, 2021  |  14 mins 33 secs

But one thing was certain: When they emerged from the Engine's glistening Emotion Cloaca they would be in desperate, murderous need of a hug.

Episode 667: Eden's Soul

May 13th, 2021  |  14 mins 23 secs

Friendship Ranger 3 had no idea which Feelings Criminal was currently being processed by the Engine—and soon, neither would they.

Episode 666: D Infinity

May 11th, 2021  |  14 mins 16 secs

So he could never have anticipated the sounds that would emanate from a body that was having every molecule of its PNA rewritten with a million trillion happy smiles.

Episode 665: The Lamb

May 9th, 2021  |  15 mins 18 secs

The original designer of the Friendship Engine—dead now 20 years, and a hundred hearts ago—had never intended it to process a living body.

Episode 664: Metronome

May 8th, 2021  |  12 mins 47 secs

And it was here that the enemies of the Good Vibes Empire met their final and most grisly fates.

Episode 663: Potato Peeler

May 6th, 2021  |  11 mins 41 secs

It was here that the smiling thralls fed liquified emotion into the great and waiting maw, transforming it into raw friendship energy.

Episode 662: Dull Razor

May 4th, 2021  |  12 mins 57 secs

But always he felt himself drawn toward the nexus—emotional, gravitational, and otherwise—of the Citadel: The Friendship Machine.

Episode 661: Super Magnet

May 2nd, 2021  |  13 mins 7 secs

And of course, he could always hear Friendship Ranger 665, a sentient sound of screaming war widowers, echoing in the citadel's halls.

Episode 660: Crooked Penny

May 1st, 2021  |  14 mins 6 secs

Hanging from the ceiling, he saw Friendship Ranger 27 gestating comfortably in hisit's cocoon.

Episode 659: Wait What

April 29th, 2021  |  13 mins 35 secs

In one especially squishy corner, he saw the telltale flesh lumps of Friendship Ranger 16, The Butcher Of Bitterness.

Episode 658: Mama Mega!

April 27th, 2021  |  13 mins 23 secs

As he walked through the screaming corridors of the Amigos Annex, Friendship Ranger 3 looked around for many of his teammates.

Episode 657: The ETG Nothing But Trouble Commentary

April 20th, 2021  |  1 hr 13 mins

This week, Everything To Guppy takes a break from its usual item-by-item conversation to do a deep dive into all the new ideas, strategies, and content in the brand-new The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance expansion.*

*A rental copy of the 1991 Dan Aykroyd comedy Nothing But Trouble is not required to tease out the more advanced nuances.

Episode 656: The Everything To Guppy Repentance Special

April 13th, 2021  |  1 hr 35 mins

This week, Everything To Guppy takes a break from its usual item-by-item conversation to do a deep dive into all the new ideas, strategies, and content in the brand-new The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance expansion.*

*A rental copy of the 1991 Dan Aykroyd comedy Nothing But Trouble may be required to tease out the more advanced nuances.

Episode 655: Isaac (Boss)

April 11th, 2021  |  13 mins 6 secs

With every assemblage, he became more happy, less human, and morest perfect.