Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

514 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 469: Crack Jacks

    May 12th, 2020  |  14 mins 12 secs

    At first, he felt the slightest relief, seeing that their attention, knife-eyed and malingering, was not focused on his adorable but whiskered body.

  • Episode 468: A Missing Page

    May 10th, 2020  |  17 mins 56 secs

    Even with his training, Harvey's tiny brain reeled as a million horngry ghosts suddenly appeared above him, floating in the stomach-pale sky over the hideously infested town.

  • Episode 467: Bomber Boy

    May 9th, 2020  |  13 mins 1 sec

    For any mind that had not been taught to withstand the brunt of the psychic onslaught by the Silent Masters Of The Cheddar Monastery, the shock would have meant instant mental vaporization.

  • Episode 466: Glass Cannon

    May 7th, 2020  |  14 mins 29 secs

    Fearing the coming darkness, Harvey slammed on the brakes…but was horrified to realize that the Gremlin's mageick had not closed the device's filters into the Eleventh World, but opened them even further.

  • Episode 465: Mega Bean

    May 5th, 2020  |  15 mins 21 secs

    Leering with homicidal emoluments, the Gremlin reached a transparent hand up and passed it over Harvey's goggles, infecting them instantly with its salubrious glitching.

  • Episode 464: Sheol

    May 3rd, 2020  |  17 mins 1 sec

    He watched with revulsion as the sickly green brain sloshed back and forth within the transparent cranium of the creature possessing, and poisoning, his beloved bike: A Skullless Gremlin, most lethal and relentless of Heck's Mechanical Docents.

  • Episode 463: Toxic Shock

    May 2nd, 2020  |  14 mins 36 secs

    Flipping the lever that moved his protective goggles into their Third Eyeball Perception Filter, Harvey risked a look downward, his stomach weeping at the hibeous sight.

  • Episode 462: Wooden Nickel

    April 30th, 2020  |  12 mins 22 secs

    Said effort made it doubly upsetting when the bike suddenly hitched beneath him, and its exhaust began to cough, wheeze, and whisper obscure but guttural racial slurs.

  • Episode 461: Placebo

    April 28th, 2020  |  10 mins 59 secs

    Harvey spent every Thotsday afternoon carefully maintaining the bike, ensuring that its tiny, candy-powered engine remained in tippy-top shape.

  • Episode 460: Triachnid

    April 26th, 2020  |  29 mins 43 secs

    But the Warlock had died worse; it was amazing the things that tiny furred hands could do with a sword no larger than a toothpick, when the righteous rage of battle was unleashed.

  • Episode 459: Diplopia

    April 25th, 2020  |  14 mins 10 secs

    The old woman had died painfully, a curse shoved seven feet down her two-foot throat.

  • Episode 458: A Snack

    April 23rd, 2020  |  13 mins 35 secs

    The bike had had two previous owners, a kind old woman who had bought the bike for any future mice she might befriend, and a Giggling Warlock who had coveted, not the bike itself, but the opportunity to drain small amounts of joy out of an already joyless world.

  • Episode 457: Synthoil

    April 21st, 2020  |  17 mins 9 secs

    In his insensate exhaustion, the hunter failed to notice the gutters of the building across the way begin to gently shake; even had he , it was unlikely he still possessed the carefree spirit to recognize the telltale hum of the Yamahog 67 mouse-sized motorcycle's distinctive engine.

  • Episode 456: Isaac's Head

    April 19th, 2020  |  14 mins 36 secs

    The hunter wondered, briefly, who the creature had been, before the ribald, lycanthropic magic had worked its dark ways on its flesh; but then, the last of his wonder expired, at long last, and he never wondered again.

  • Episode 455: Match Book

    April 18th, 2020  |  14 mins 35 secs

    With a deafening anti-bang, the metal reacted with the creature's noxious mix of internal fluids and external fluids, igniting in an ochre explosion of charred and unctuous meat.

  • Episode 454: Latch Key

    April 16th, 2020  |  14 mins 31 secs

    It skipped across the dusty floor once, crashed into the severed soul of one of the more raggedy toy soldiers, and richocheted directly into the werehorse's flaring nostril-maw.