Everything To Guppy

Episode Archive

Episode Archive

954 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.

  • Episode 573: Night Light

    November 14th, 2020  |  11 mins 14 secs

    Ignoring the hypersonic megamoans, his artificial eyes scanned the walls of the club, seeking a particular sigil.

  • Episode 572: Sack Head

    November 12th, 2020  |  15 mins 52 secs

    Stargash navigated his mandroid's lithe body around writhing sacks of artificial flesh intertwined with itself, organic dummy bodies designed for maximum reach and minimum shame.

  • Episode 571: Circle Of Protection

    November 10th, 2020  |  11 mins 15 secs

    The light of Blinkums was the searing, sickening tone known as infradead, a color perceptible only to unliving eyes.

  • Episode 570: Halloween 2020 Special: Hubie Halloween Commentary

    November 9th, 2020  |  1 hr 50 mins

    Huge apologies, folks - I just now realized that, for some reason, our Halloween special, the commentary for Hubie Halloween, didn't go out on the regular feed when it was supposed to last week! Posting it now, and there'll be the usual new episodes up on Tuesday.

  • Episode 569: ???'s Soul

    November 1st, 2020  |  14 mins 52 secs

    He opened his synthetic eyes into the sort of debauchery that can only go down when the people creating it are not only above consequences, but causality.

  • Episode 568: Glowing Hour Glass

    October 31st, 2020  |  13 mins 38 secs

    Standing up from the ship's cockpit, he navigated his way into the Quantum Peep Accelerator located on the aft side of the main galley, stepped inside, and felt the distinctive lurch of trans-galactic consciousness shift.

  • Episode 567: Kidney Bean

    October 29th, 2020  |  12 mins 46 secs

    But Stargash's V.I.P. status—won in a game of OmniCheckers with a sultan who never was—allowed him access to the highest tier of on-site mandroid surrogates.

  • Episode 566: Black Powder

    October 27th, 2020  |  13 mins 25 secs

    In deference to its clientele's non-existent status, the bar had a strict NFOS (no-flesh-on-site) policy.

  • Episode 565: Sisters Vis

    October 25th, 2020  |  13 mins 2 secs

    Luckily, Stargash's V.I.P. status at Blinkums, The Bar For People Who Don't Exist, was still in fine working order.

  • Episode 564: Teleport 2.0

    October 24th, 2020  |  14 mins 40 secs

    It was always dangerous to deal with those who had once existed, but had, through the vagaries of time travel, been dragged into unexistence.

  • Episode 563: Fruit Cake

    October 22nd, 2020  |  13 mins 46 secs

    He had always known it might come to this; it was time to make a collect call to the Unborn.

  • Episode 562: Succubus

    October 20th, 2020  |  14 mins 53 secs

    There was, however a particular cheat, and god but did Stargash love cheating.

  • Episode 561: Judas' Tongue

    October 18th, 2020  |  13 mins 4 secs

    But even he could feel a little leery at placing his fates in the hands of a time traveler with a death wish.

  • Episode 560: Deep Pockets

    October 17th, 2020  |  11 mins 37 secs

    As a certified member of the Big Brave Boys, Stargash had always hewed to the credo that crazy beat weak every time.

  • Episode 559: Crown Of Light

    October 15th, 2020  |  10 mins 12 secs

    The practical upshot, though, was that the only timeomancers willing to even casually associate with him were either those so weak in their powers that they could only see seconds into the future, or so utterly twisted that associating with someone as doomed as Stargash apparently was didn't phase them.

  • Episode 558: More Options

    October 13th, 2020  |  14 mins 51 secs

    He occasionally wondered what the hell so many different time-actives could possibly have against him, but it was always difficult to get answers when his assailants had a fresh new hyperblaster hole in their thoraxes.