Everything To Guppy

A near-daily podcast about the items and lore in the Binding Of Isaac.

About the show

William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Episodes

  • Episode 457: Synthoil

    April 21st, 2020  |  17 mins 9 secs

    In his insensate exhaustion, the hunter failed to notice the gutters of the building across the way begin to gently shake; even had he , it was unlikely he still possessed the carefree spirit to recognize the telltale hum of the Yamahog 67 mouse-sized motorcycle's distinctive engine.

  • Episode 456: Isaac's Head

    April 19th, 2020  |  14 mins 36 secs

    The hunter wondered, briefly, who the creature had been, before the ribald, lycanthropic magic had worked its dark ways on its flesh; but then, the last of his wonder expired, at long last, and he never wondered again.

  • Episode 455: Match Book

    April 18th, 2020  |  14 mins 35 secs

    With a deafening anti-bang, the metal reacted with the creature's noxious mix of internal fluids and external fluids, igniting in an ochre explosion of charred and unctuous meat.

  • Episode 454: Latch Key

    April 16th, 2020  |  14 mins 31 secs

    It skipped across the dusty floor once, crashed into the severed soul of one of the more raggedy toy soldiers, and richocheted directly into the werehorse's flaring nostril-maw.

  • Episode 453: Blue Cap

    April 14th, 2020  |  11 mins 51 secs

    The hunter hurled the coin the way a drowning child might, desperately, but with surprising and tiny strength.

  • Episode 452: Chapter 4

    April 12th, 2020  |  18 mins 27 secs

    His hand finally closed on the distinctive shape of a Carolingian Gilder—certified gold by the power of a curse placed upon the Carolingian king—even as the werehorse's nostrils flared in preparation of releasing its deadly, demoralizing Goofy Gas.

  • Episode 451: Torn Photo

    April 11th, 2020  |  14 mins 49 secs

    Roughly pushing his filthy fingers through the flap of skin that hung over his secret belly treasure, the hunter flicked across each coin, feeling for the telltale weight of gold, even as the creature shoved again, and the wall in front of him began to buckle.

  • Episode 450: Caffeine Pill

    April 9th, 2020  |  12 mins 25 secs

    Instead, he began hunting through the coin purse secreted away in the gouge that had once been toothed out of his abdomen by a rampaging barracudwolf.

  • Episode 449: Safety Pin

    April 7th, 2020  |  12 mins 17 secs

    He briefly contemplated the sack of lucre that had been handed to him by the mayor earlier that night, but hastily dismissed it; it was an open, festering secret that all currency that moved through the burgher's office was dipped in a bath of bone acid in order to leech away its gilt.

  • Episode 445-448 CATS (2019) Commentary Track

    March 31st, 2020  |  1 hr 53 mins

    We pause Hell Comes To Harkness House for one week to explain that, yes, this is a full-length commentary track for the movie CATS, recorded by Will and Gary. You probably don't need to watch the movie to enjoy it, but it is pretty fun. Also, this is the only episode we'll be putting out this week; hopefully, the fact that it's two hours long will make up for the lack of Isaac content.

  • Episode 444: Teratoma

    March 29th, 2020  |  13 mins 51 secs

    As a maned head suddenly blocked the light through the broken window, he reached into his pouch and began desperately pulling coins out, hoping for a trace of gold.

  • Episode 443: The Boomerang

    March 28th, 2020  |  9 mins 29 secs

    Rolling to a stop, the hunter coughed in the dust; black and malignant phlegm shined in the cold night light, reassuring him that no internal organs had been breached.

  • Episode 442: Broken Watch

    March 26th, 2020  |  11 mins 30 secs

    Startled by the sudden influx of motion, rats began streaming from the dollhouses along the nurth wall, scraps of doll intestines still hanging from their mouths.

  • Episode 441: Dead Onion

    March 24th, 2020  |  12 mins 26 secs

    A toy soldier, bayonet still dripping blood, snapped as the hunter's weary body crashed into it, propelled by near-equine levels of force.

  • Episode 440: Isaac's Fork

    March 22nd, 2020  |  19 mins 38 secs

    With a mighty hrunt, the beast flung the hunter across the streeth, and through the window of an abandoned toy shop, shuttered during the great Joy Riots of the previous year.

  • Episode 439: The Soul

    March 21st, 2020  |  13 mins 14 secs

    The sharp teeth of a hungry, hungry human suddenly clamped down on his leg with the full power of a horse's mighty jaw; he had let himself be distracted, and now he would pay the price.