Everything To Guppy

A near-daily podcast about the items and lore in the Binding Of Isaac.

About the show

William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.


  • Episode 529: The Frail

    August 23rd, 2020  |  24 mins 11 secs

    Stargash reeled, both from the sudden burst of synaptic feedback, as well as the realization that, whatever Chil'trox needed done, he was willing to shell out for a brand-new Multiple Utopia Disintegrator—the only weapon capable of making the Universe worse just by firing it—to get someone to take care of the problem.

  • Episode 528: Zodiac

    August 22nd, 2020  |  14 mins 33 secs

    "The funds will be deposited through the normal series of death drops," he grumbled, then cut the psychic connection with a burst of memetic hyperstatic that would contain the specifics of Stargash's mission.

  • Episode 527: Betrayal

    August 20th, 2020  |  13 mins 18 secs

    But to Stargash's shock, the bureaucrat's jowly avatar didn't even blink.

  • Episode 526: Seraphim

    August 18th, 2020  |  14 mins 54 secs

    "And I'll need a new MUD"—an audacious request, inserted only so that Chil'trox would have something to easily reject.

  • Episode 525: Counterfeit Penny

    August 16th, 2020  |  19 mins 57 secs

    "Second, I'll need a big enough advance to keep my creditors off my back for at least a cycle, unless you want B0b M1n0t4ur crashing into this op like a bull in a space-china shop."

  • Episode 524: Rune Bag

    August 15th, 2020  |  19 mins 56 secs

    Facing no immediate opposition from the bureaucrat's psycho-organic avatar, Stargash continued: "I'll need time and funds to assemble a team; at the very least, a chronohacker, a skizz samurai, and a druid."

  • Episode 523: Key Bum

    August 13th, 2020  |  13 mins 18 secs

    "I'll do it," he grumbled, "But only on three conditions"; he actually only had two, but this was what the Business Masters Of Zen-Town 4 called "galactic-level brain negotiation."

  • Episode 522: Censer

    August 11th, 2020  |  17 mins 21 secs

    But the ugly fact was, Stargash did need the work; payments were coming due on his new Luxury Lung, and he'd already seen the telltale signs of a Loan Crab lingering on his psychic periphery.

  • Episode 521: Dark Room

    August 9th, 2020  |  18 mins 30 secs

    That was the irritating thing about Chil'trox; he could wield ambiguity like a scalpel, never ordering you to "murder 4 million cosmo-babies" when an "investigate and correct The Situation" would suffice.

  • Episode 520: The D12

    August 8th, 2020  |  21 mins 32 secs

    "A planet on the Outer Rim is in danger of a Level-6 reality incursion," the bureaucrat moistly intoned, "And I need you to make sure it stays quiet."

  • Episode 519: Bumbo

    August 6th, 2020  |  15 mins 11 secs

    Ignoring the mercenary's quiet dismay, Chil'trox continued, lips smacking as saliva dripped down his chin and deep into his crannies.

  • Episode 518: Lil Gurdy

    August 4th, 2020  |  16 mins 46 secs

    To say nothing of the blood on his glands after shutting down the Un-Phanage of No Parents 7—KIDZ PLANET KEEP OUT.

  • Episode 517: The Forsaken

    August 2nd, 2020  |  13 mins 47 secs

    He still had nightmares about the psychic screams that had emanated from the Widow Planet of Chaz-itron 6 after the Husband Resurrection Bomb he'd planted on its surface went off.

  • Episode 516: Tear Detonator

    August 1st, 2020  |  13 mins 53 secs

    But the jobs the bureaucrat typically tried to pawn off on him were capable of making even the most hardened Cosmo-Mercenary's stomach flip.

  • Episode 515: Friendly Ball

    July 30th, 2020  |  14 mins 46 secs

    As a registered member of the Gyg Collective, he was obligated to do whatever a client requested, no matter how depraved, miserable, or smelly.

  • Episode 514: Eden's Blessing

    July 28th, 2020  |  15 mins 4 secs

    Stargash attempted to estimate whether he could make it to the nearest escape colon before Chil'trox triggered him into a retaliatory hyper-coma.