Everything To Guppy

Episode 500: The Everything To Guppy 500th Episode Spectacular

July 5th, 2020  |  33 mins 29 secs

Not wishing to hear from the creditors he had spent the last four cycles so aggressively dodging, Stargash had set the sac to auto-digest any messages directed toward his e-dentity.

Episode 499: The Road To 500 Pt. 3

July 4th, 2020  |  16 mins 50 secs

As consciousness kicked the door down and ungratefully barged its way into his brain, he became aware that the worm's messenger sac hovering over his slumberpod was near-full with sticky communiques.

Episode 498: The Road To 500 Pt. 2

July 2nd, 2020  |  19 mins 28 secs

Still clinging to the last erogic gasps of hypersleep, Chip Stargash did his best to ignore the pulsing, fluidish sound.

Episode 497: The Road To 500 Pt. 1

June 30th, 2020  |  17 mins 25 secs

Deep within the bowels of the spaceworm, an organ began to thrum.

Episode 496: Brownie

June 28th, 2020  |  17 mins 24 secs

Flipping open his fleshputer, Chil'trox began searching through lists of contractors with high-level expendability ratings; this seemed, he mused, like a perfect job for The Gyg Economy to handle.

Episode 495: Holy Light

June 27th, 2020  |  15 mins 9 secs

"Every decision is just an opportunity to delegate to someone else."

Episode 494: Dead Eye

June 25th, 2020  |  13 mins 4 secs

In his fourth heart, the Bureaucrat's Code loomed suddenly, visible through the panel installed inside his chest by the Thoughtless Macrosurgeons of Fish Planet 6.

Episode 493: Charged Baby

June 23rd, 2020  |  16 mins 53 secs

But while his Angst Flaps continued to glisten moistly under the artificial sunlight, Chil'trox shook himself suddenly and loinded his girds.

Episode 492: Burnt Penny

June 21st, 2020  |  14 mins 59 secs

But if he acted, authorizing intervention, he would expose himself to the most toxic substance in all the Seven Sectors: Blame.

Episode 491: Curse Of The Tower

June 20th, 2020  |  17 mins 1 sec

If he did nothing, and the planet's reality incursion managed to metastasize to other worlds, it would multiply the subsequent tide of paperwork by more than a hundredfold.

Episode 490: Mr. Dolly

June 18th, 2020  |  18 mins 6 secs

It was the doomsday scenario he had dreaded for the entirety of his multi-hundred-cycles career: A problem that would force him to make a choice.

Episode 489: Continuum

June 16th, 2020  |  19 mins 5 secs

The thought was enough to turn his numerous glands furple with apprehension.

Episode 488: Cathedral

June 14th, 2020  |  21 mins 33 secs

Which meant that either one of his superiors had royally scrammed up (a proposition that sent his Ambition Bladders quivering with fear and glee), or one of the worlds under the Federation's quasi-benevolent hegemony was in danger of undergoing full planetary apoptosis.

Episode 487: Epiphora

June 13th, 2020  |  15 mins 21 secs

Despite his long (and proudly obstructionate) role in the Federation Civil Service, Chil'trox had never actually seen a Terminal-rated request come through the space-pneumatic propulsion systems of the hyper-tubes.

Episode 486: Sticky Bombs

June 11th, 2020  |  13 mins 40 secs

He glanced peevishly at the Federation Assistance Request—Terminal as it gently buzzed on his desk, demanding an official response from his bureaucratic girth.

Episode 485: Scatter Bombs

June 9th, 2020  |  11 mins 46 secs

CHAPTER TWO

Chil'trox of Pliny, High Arbiter of the North-Inward Galactic Hextant, wasn't sure how much longer he could sit on this F.A.R.T.