Everything To Guppy
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
953 episodes of Everything To Guppy since the first episode, which aired on February 13th, 2018.
-
Episode 441: Dead Onion
March 24th, 2020 | 12 mins 26 secs
A toy soldier, bayonet still dripping blood, snapped as the hunter's weary body crashed into it, propelled by near-equine levels of force.
-
Episode 440: Isaac's Fork
March 22nd, 2020 | 19 mins 38 secs
With a mighty hrunt, the beast flung the hunter across the streeth, and through the window of an abandoned toy shop, shuttered during the great Joy Riots of the previous year.
-
Episode 439: The Soul
March 21st, 2020 | 13 mins 14 secs
The sharp teeth of a hungry, hungry human suddenly clamped down on his leg with the full power of a horse's mighty jaw; he had let himself be distracted, and now he would pay the price.
-
Episode 438: The Body
March 19th, 2020 | 13 mins 31 secs
"Claws of banshee, use the silver. Hooves of murder, toss some gilder."
-
Episode 437: The Mind
March 17th, 2020 | 11 mins 55 secs
As it charged at him, finger-hooves roiling, the hunter tried to remember the rhyme his mentor had once attempted to beat into his brain.
-
Episode 436: Chapter 3
March 15th, 2020 | 22 mins 24 secs
The hunter watched, semi-turgid with fear, as a maned head rounded the corner ahead of him, and the WereHorse hoved into view.
-
Episode 435: Lazarus' Rags
March 14th, 2020 | 13 mins 50 secs
There it was—the tell-tale clip-clop of a body as accustomed to boots as it was to hooves.
-
Episode 434: Godhead
March 12th, 2020 | 18 mins 51 secs
He could smell something on the air, breaking its way past two dozen years of dedicated snuff abuse; a scent of rot, misery, and oats.
-
Episode 433: Soy Milk
March 10th, 2020 | 18 mins 11 secs
Far above her, the hunter suddenly paused, less than a mile from the craggy hill that lead its winding way up to Horkness House.
-
Episode 432: Scolex
March 8th, 2020 | 12 mins 6 secs
Unable to cope with the influx of strangely warm death-flesh, the overworked gravediggers simply shoved the bodies into cheaply constructed coffins and sailed them silently down the Bleak River to the UnderSewer below, where they now watched the Secret Witch trudge past in quiet but ornery misery.
-
Episode 431: Ludovico Technique
March 7th, 2020 | 24 mins 19 secs
Untouched by the power of the hangry ether, they were unable to see the Corpse Trees that loomed above the village's streets, always ready to drop a rotting load of tainted and moldering "fruit" back into the world from the depths below.
-
Episode 430: The Negative
March 5th, 2020 | 12 mins 4 secs
The Secret Witch was distantly sympathetic to their plight; she knew no one in the town's slipshod government would believe the diggers when they reported the massive influx of bodies they received—provenance unknown—every single Throgsday night.
-
Episode 429: The Polaroid
March 3rd, 2020 | 16 mins 31 secs
She trudged wearily past the coffins that had been shamefully hidden in the sprawling catacomb of pipes by lazy or terrified gravediggers unable to keep up with their dark demands.
-
Episode 428: Ace Of Spades
March 1st, 2020 | 21 mins 23 secs
There were innumerable prophecies detailing the appointed birth of such and such child, spawn of whomever, destined master of all the nations of the earth; far fewer concerned themselves with what to feed such an infernal scion whose stomach had been upset by the tumultuous process of being born to its inevitable throne.
-
Episode 427: Breath Of Life
February 29th, 2020 | 16 mins 52 secs
Wormwood would stifle the lethal cry of a foundling born with a mandrake for a tongue; a silver pacifier would calm the tremors of the Pallid King's get.
-
Episode 426: Scissors
February 27th, 2020 | 15 mins 50 secs
Her mind flicked nervously through the lessons that had been imparted to her in her years serving at the hoofed feat of the Large Matron.