Everything To Guppy

A near-daily podcast about the items and lore in the Binding Of Isaac.

About the show

William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Episodes

  • Episode 498: The Road To 500 Pt. 2

    July 2nd, 2020  |  19 mins 28 secs

    Still clinging to the last erogic gasps of hypersleep, Chip Stargash did his best to ignore the pulsing, fluidish sound.

  • Episode 497: The Road To 500 Pt. 1

    June 30th, 2020  |  17 mins 25 secs

    Deep within the bowels of the spaceworm, an organ began to thrum.

  • Episode 496: Brownie

    June 28th, 2020  |  17 mins 24 secs

    Flipping open his fleshputer, Chil'trox began searching through lists of contractors with high-level expendability ratings; this seemed, he mused, like a perfect job for The Gyg Economy to handle.

  • Episode 495: Holy Light

    June 27th, 2020  |  15 mins 9 secs

    "Every decision is just an opportunity to delegate to someone else."

  • Episode 494: Dead Eye

    June 25th, 2020  |  13 mins 4 secs

    In his fourth heart, the Bureaucrat's Code loomed suddenly, visible through the panel installed inside his chest by the Thoughtless Macrosurgeons of Fish Planet 6.

  • Episode 493: Charged Baby

    June 23rd, 2020  |  16 mins 53 secs

    But while his Angst Flaps continued to glisten moistly under the artificial sunlight, Chil'trox shook himself suddenly and loinded his girds.

  • Episode 492: Burnt Penny

    June 21st, 2020  |  14 mins 59 secs

    But if he acted, authorizing intervention, he would expose himself to the most toxic substance in all the Seven Sectors: Blame.

  • Episode 491: Curse Of The Tower

    June 20th, 2020  |  17 mins 1 sec

    If he did nothing, and the planet's reality incursion managed to metastasize to other worlds, it would multiply the subsequent tide of paperwork by more than a hundredfold.

  • Episode 490: Mr. Dolly

    June 18th, 2020  |  18 mins 6 secs

    It was the doomsday scenario he had dreaded for the entirety of his multi-hundred-cycles career: A problem that would force him to make a choice.

  • Episode 489: Continuum

    June 16th, 2020  |  19 mins 5 secs

    The thought was enough to turn his numerous glands furple with apprehension.

  • Episode 488: Cathedral

    June 14th, 2020  |  21 mins 33 secs

    Which meant that either one of his superiors had royally scrammed up (a proposition that sent his Ambition Bladders quivering with fear and glee), or one of the worlds under the Federation's quasi-benevolent hegemony was in danger of undergoing full planetary apoptosis.

  • Episode 487: Epiphora

    June 13th, 2020  |  15 mins 21 secs

    Despite his long (and proudly obstructionate) role in the Federation Civil Service, Chil'trox had never actually seen a Terminal-rated request come through the space-pneumatic propulsion systems of the hyper-tubes.

  • Episode 486: Sticky Bombs

    June 11th, 2020  |  13 mins 40 secs

    He glanced peevishly at the Federation Assistance Request—Terminal as it gently buzzed on his desk, demanding an official response from his bureaucratic girth.

  • Episode 485: Scatter Bombs

    June 9th, 2020  |  11 mins 46 secs

    CHAPTER TWO

    Chil'trox of Pliny, High Arbiter of the North-Inward Galactic Hextant, wasn't sure how much longer he could sit on this F.A.R.T.

  • Episode 484: Turdlings

    June 7th, 2020  |  18 mins 10 secs

    The gates of Heck were now 6 inches dilated, and growing by the minute; the Fel Barons laughed inside their comfortable cages; the great Goat of the Umpocalypse let out its warning bleat; and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, was now slouching toward Hoopty Hut to be born?

    END OF CHAPTER ONE

  • Episode 483: Lost Fly

    June 6th, 2020  |  15 mins 27 secs

    And as the three Doomed Souls stood their, locked in a state of uneasy truce before the gates of the great and sinister Hoos, the sky above them roiled and squeezed.