Everything To Guppy

A near-daily podcast about the items and lore in the Binding Of Isaac.

About the show

William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.


  • Episode 501: The Road From 500 Pt. 1

    July 7th, 2020  |  21 mins 2 secs

    Which meant that either the sac was developing an eating disorder, or that someone with Priority One Anti-Digestion Insurance was trying to get hold of him.

  • BONUS: Hell Comes To Harkness House, The Audiobook—Chapter 1

    July 6th, 2020  |  23 mins 19 secs

    Hey, folks! Future Will here.

    This is a silly little bonus I'm tossing onto the feed to celebrate the Episode 500 milestone. It's an audiobook I've recorded of the first chapter of Hell Comes To Harkness House, the extremely silly serialized novel I write in the episode descriptions of Everything To Guppy. (Really, go back and look.) It's dumb and silly and I don't say all the words right, but I figured I'd put it out there for people to enjoy.

  • Episode 500: The Everything To Guppy 500th Episode Spectacular

    July 5th, 2020  |  33 mins 29 secs

    Not wishing to hear from the creditors he had spent the last four cycles so aggressively dodging, Stargash had set the sac to auto-digest any messages directed toward his e-dentity.

  • Episode 499: The Road To 500 Pt. 3

    July 4th, 2020  |  16 mins 50 secs

    As consciousness kicked the door down and ungratefully barged its way into his brain, he became aware that the worm's messenger sac hovering over his slumberpod was near-full with sticky communiques.

  • Episode 498: The Road To 500 Pt. 2

    July 2nd, 2020  |  19 mins 28 secs

    Still clinging to the last erogic gasps of hypersleep, Chip Stargash did his best to ignore the pulsing, fluidish sound.

  • Episode 497: The Road To 500 Pt. 1

    June 30th, 2020  |  17 mins 25 secs

    Deep within the bowels of the spaceworm, an organ began to thrum.

  • Episode 496: Brownie

    June 28th, 2020  |  17 mins 24 secs

    Flipping open his fleshputer, Chil'trox began searching through lists of contractors with high-level expendability ratings; this seemed, he mused, like a perfect job for The Gyg Economy to handle.

  • Episode 495: Holy Light

    June 27th, 2020  |  15 mins 9 secs

    "Every decision is just an opportunity to delegate to someone else."

  • Episode 494: Dead Eye

    June 25th, 2020  |  13 mins 4 secs

    In his fourth heart, the Bureaucrat's Code loomed suddenly, visible through the panel installed inside his chest by the Thoughtless Macrosurgeons of Fish Planet 6.

  • Episode 493: Charged Baby

    June 23rd, 2020  |  16 mins 53 secs

    But while his Angst Flaps continued to glisten moistly under the artificial sunlight, Chil'trox shook himself suddenly and loinded his girds.

  • Episode 492: Burnt Penny

    June 21st, 2020  |  14 mins 59 secs

    But if he acted, authorizing intervention, he would expose himself to the most toxic substance in all the Seven Sectors: Blame.

  • Episode 491: Curse Of The Tower

    June 20th, 2020  |  17 mins 1 sec

    If he did nothing, and the planet's reality incursion managed to metastasize to other worlds, it would multiply the subsequent tide of paperwork by more than a hundredfold.

  • Episode 490: Mr. Dolly

    June 18th, 2020  |  18 mins 6 secs

    It was the doomsday scenario he had dreaded for the entirety of his multi-hundred-cycles career: A problem that would force him to make a choice.

  • Episode 489: Continuum

    June 16th, 2020  |  19 mins 5 secs

    The thought was enough to turn his numerous glands furple with apprehension.

  • Episode 488: Cathedral

    June 14th, 2020  |  21 mins 33 secs

    Which meant that either one of his superiors had royally scrammed up (a proposition that sent his Ambition Bladders quivering with fear and glee), or one of the worlds under the Federation's quasi-benevolent hegemony was in danger of undergoing full planetary apoptosis.

  • Episode 487: Epiphora

    June 13th, 2020  |  15 mins 21 secs

    Despite his long (and proudly obstructionate) role in the Federation Civil Service, Chil'trox had never actually seen a Terminal-rated request come through the space-pneumatic propulsion systems of the hyper-tubes.