Everything To Guppy

A near-daily podcast about the items and lore in the Binding Of Isaac.

About the show

William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.


  • Episode 606: Metal Plate

    January 16th, 2021  |  11 mins 51 secs

    "My diaper is reaching the edges of its containment," TSBD spake on behalf of Big Baby Bliinkums, "And you must be the change I need to see in the world."

  • Episode 605: Shard Of Glass

    January 14th, 2021  |  13 mins 42 secs

    Stargash's synthetic blood froze; he had been sure that agreeing to allow an omnicidal time criminal to gestate inside him would have been price enough.

  • Episode 604: Linger Bean

    January 12th, 2021  |  11 mins 48 secs

    "Then," Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy continued, still translating his massive employer's ominous gurgles, "There is only one more condition for us to fulfill."

  • Episode 603: The Everything To Guppy Holiday Spooktacular: The Boy (2016) Commentary

    January 9th, 2021  |  1 hr 53 mins

    This was supposed to come out on Tuesday! Blame Brahms/the complete breakdown of U.S. social order.

    This is a full-length commentary for the 2016 "horror film" The Boy. As usual, the goal is for it to be an entertaining listen with or without the movie, but if you want to watch along, the film is currently available via U.S. Netflix.

  • Episode 602: The Left Hand (feat. TAFFY)

    January 3rd, 2021  |  17 mins 1 sec

    Stargash nodded his assent wearily, not trusting himself to speak; he had no objections to motherhood on principle, so much as he knew that chronomancers of all stripes were control freaks, and he wouldn't be the one picking the "least unpleasant" hole in question.

  • Episode 601: Dead Tooth

    January 2nd, 2021  |  10 mins 43 secs

    "A member of our order has been interested in exploring the pathetic perversions of forward causality once again, if only as a tourist; would you consent to birth him, Friend Stargash, through whichever orifice is least unpleasant?"

  • Episode 600: Dog Tooth

    December 31st, 2020  |  10 mins 37 secs

    Having overcome his brief but potentially profitable bout of mild concern, Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy once again began smoothly translating, in the tone of voice of a man who has heard of apples but never seen one himself.

  • Episode 599: Lead Pencil

    December 29th, 2020  |  11 mins 35 secs

    Grim formalities concluded, Triple-B began babbling at length, a low, guttural sound not unlike what might happen if a clogged and liquid-stuff garbage disposal also had solid gold gums.

  • Episode 598: Death

    December 27th, 2020  |  10 mins 34 secs

    This conversational Judo at present left him with no choice but to utter the binding counterphrase: "Then all the clocks must someday be stopped."

  • Episode 597: Apple!

    December 26th, 2020  |  9 mins 35 secs

    Stargash had once met a Murder Monk so pleasant he could literally kill with kindness, gifting others with smiles so wide they split their heads in bloody twain.

  • Episode 596: Dark Prince's Crown

    December 24th, 2020  |  8 mins 23 secs

    A masterful example of the use of Trust As Weapon, first pioneered by The Nice And Pleasant Murder Monks of Monk Murder 6.

  • Episode 595: Mega Blast

    December 22nd, 2020  |  10 mins 5 secs

    In so doing, he had forced Stargash into the role of conspirator-by-default; to allow him to leave without first securing full-throated support would be a Lives Sentence for all of them.

  • Episode 594: Eve's Bird Foot

    December 20th, 2020  |  10 mins 57 secs

    Stargash's heart figuratively froze, and for good reason: One of the most powerful crimebosses in the galaxy had just confessed to him his adherence to a creed of Complete Universal Shutdown, a philosophy that went beyond MegaNihilism and into omnicide of the highest order.

  • Episode 593: Kidney Stone

    December 19th, 2020  |  10 mins 40 secs

    "A broken clock is right twice a day," he intoned, with ritual cadences, "but a stopped clock can be right forever."

  • Episode 592: Mom's Box

    December 17th, 2020  |  9 mins 35 secs

    Finally, he gestured with one fat, stubby, powerful hand, and Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy—suddenly, visibly, nervous—bowed his head in supplication, then spoke in his thin, reedy, sexy voice.

  • Episode 591: Binky

    December 15th, 2020  |  10 mins 4 secs

    But instead of chortling the happy gurgle of a supposedly confused large time baby, Blinkums simply stared at the space-merc's cyberhusk, contemplating what seemed to be vast panoplies of infinities.