William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.
January 16th, 2021 | 11 mins 51 secs
"My diaper is reaching the edges of its containment," TSBD spake on behalf of Big Baby Bliinkums, "And you must be the change I need to see in the world."
January 14th, 2021 | 13 mins 42 secs
Stargash's synthetic blood froze; he had been sure that agreeing to allow an omnicidal time criminal to gestate inside him would have been price enough.
January 12th, 2021 | 11 mins 48 secs
"Then," Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy continued, still translating his massive employer's ominous gurgles, "There is only one more condition for us to fulfill."
January 9th, 2021 | 1 hr 53 mins
This was supposed to come out on Tuesday! Blame Brahms/the complete breakdown of U.S. social order.
This is a full-length commentary for the 2016 "horror film" The Boy. As usual, the goal is for it to be an entertaining listen with or without the movie, but if you want to watch along, the film is currently available via U.S. Netflix.
January 3rd, 2021 | 17 mins 1 sec
Stargash nodded his assent wearily, not trusting himself to speak; he had no objections to motherhood on principle, so much as he knew that chronomancers of all stripes were control freaks, and he wouldn't be the one picking the "least unpleasant" hole in question.
January 2nd, 2021 | 10 mins 43 secs
"A member of our order has been interested in exploring the pathetic perversions of forward causality once again, if only as a tourist; would you consent to birth him, Friend Stargash, through whichever orifice is least unpleasant?"
December 31st, 2020 | 10 mins 37 secs
Having overcome his brief but potentially profitable bout of mild concern, Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy once again began smoothly translating, in the tone of voice of a man who has heard of apples but never seen one himself.
December 29th, 2020 | 11 mins 35 secs
Grim formalities concluded, Triple-B began babbling at length, a low, guttural sound not unlike what might happen if a clogged and liquid-stuff garbage disposal also had solid gold gums.
December 27th, 2020 | 10 mins 34 secs
This conversational Judo at present left him with no choice but to utter the binding counterphrase: "Then all the clocks must someday be stopped."
December 26th, 2020 | 9 mins 35 secs
Stargash had once met a Murder Monk so pleasant he could literally kill with kindness, gifting others with smiles so wide they split their heads in bloody twain.
December 24th, 2020 | 8 mins 23 secs
A masterful example of the use of Trust As Weapon, first pioneered by The Nice And Pleasant Murder Monks of Monk Murder 6.
December 22nd, 2020 | 10 mins 5 secs
In so doing, he had forced Stargash into the role of conspirator-by-default; to allow him to leave without first securing full-throated support would be a Lives Sentence for all of them.
December 20th, 2020 | 10 mins 57 secs
Stargash's heart figuratively froze, and for good reason: One of the most powerful crimebosses in the galaxy had just confessed to him his adherence to a creed of Complete Universal Shutdown, a philosophy that went beyond MegaNihilism and into omnicide of the highest order.
December 19th, 2020 | 10 mins 40 secs
"A broken clock is right twice a day," he intoned, with ritual cadences, "but a stopped clock can be right forever."
December 17th, 2020 | 9 mins 35 secs
Finally, he gestured with one fat, stubby, powerful hand, and Tiny Sexy Baby Daddy—suddenly, visibly, nervous—bowed his head in supplication, then spoke in his thin, reedy, sexy voice.
December 15th, 2020 | 10 mins 4 secs
But instead of chortling the happy gurgle of a supposedly confused large time baby, Blinkums simply stared at the space-merc's cyberhusk, contemplating what seemed to be vast panoplies of infinities.