Everything To Guppy

A near-daily podcast about the items and lore in the Binding Of Isaac.

About the show

William Hughes (The A.V. Club) and Gary Butterfield (Watch Out for Fireballs!) get together four times a week to talk through every single item, trinket, boss, monster, and, really, everything in Edmund McMillen's "The Binding Of Isaac". New, bite-sized episodes come out every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Episodes

  • Episode 562: Succubus

    October 20th, 2020  |  14 mins 53 secs

    There was, however a particular cheat, and god but did Stargash love cheating.

  • Episode 561: Judas' Tongue

    October 18th, 2020  |  13 mins 4 secs

    But even he could feel a little leery at placing his fates in the hands of a time traveler with a death wish.

  • Episode 560: Deep Pockets

    October 17th, 2020  |  11 mins 37 secs

    As a certified member of the Big Brave Boys, Stargash had always hewed to the credo that crazy beat weak every time.

  • Episode 559: Crown Of Light

    October 15th, 2020  |  10 mins 12 secs

    The practical upshot, though, was that the only timeomancers willing to even casually associate with him were either those so weak in their powers that they could only see seconds into the future, or so utterly twisted that associating with someone as doomed as Stargash apparently was didn't phase them.

  • Episode 558: More Options

    October 13th, 2020  |  14 mins 51 secs

    He occasionally wondered what the hell so many different time-actives could possibly have against him, but it was always difficult to get answers when his assailants had a fresh new hyperblaster hole in their thoraxes.

  • Episode 557: Rag Mega

    October 11th, 2020  |  20 mins 12 secs

    Some were simply re-paying insults yet to come, but a disturbing number tended to screech things like "Behold, behold, the slayer of stars" as they came at him frothingly, time-knives akimbo.

  • Episode 556: Immaculate Conception

    October 10th, 2020  |  12 mins 59 secs

    It was one of the irritating realities of Stargash's life that any prophet, clairvoyant, or time traveler capable of seeing more than about 5 minutes into the future typically tried to murder him the second they came into contact.

  • Episode 555: Cambion Conception

    October 8th, 2020  |  12 mins 54 secs

    That left only the chronohacker to recruit—but that would be the trickiest nibbin to hibberdwick of all.

  • Episode 554: Lusty Blood

    October 6th, 2020  |  17 mins 22 secs

    The only tricky part would be making contact, but Stargash was confident enough in his lucid dreaming skills to be sure he'd be able to reach the synapto-killer shortly.

  • Episode 553: Maggy's Faith

    October 4th, 2020  |  17 mins 58 secs

    Many of HFCM's foes and targets had died quite peacrfully, staring complacently as "nothing," even as their subconsciouses screamed that death was approaching on stiletto-bladed boots.

  • Episode 552: Evil Eye

    October 3rd, 2020  |  10 mins 10 secs

    Born parthogenically to the Mindless Monks of Bigboote 7, he was incapable of being perceived by the conscious mind.

  • Episode 551: Empty Vessel

    October 1st, 2020  |  12 mins 41 secs

    High Fructose Corn Murder was not only one of the deadliest skizz-wielders in the galactic quadrant; he was also a cognitive lacuna.

  • Episode 550: Athame

    September 29th, 2020  |  14 mins 22 secs

    The skizz samurai, at least, would be a literal no-brainer of a choice.

  • Episode 549: Big Horn

    September 27th, 2020  |  18 mins 17 secs

    Honeysuckle might try to kill him for the imposition—but he'd wait until after the job was done to make his curmudgeonly move.

  • Episode 548: Purity

    September 26th, 2020  |  13 mins 20 secs

    What he did know was that any druid who reneged on an I.O.U. of the size of the one he had (presumably) earned would darken his own karma immeasurably, possibly even instantly severing their connection to the all-powerful Badger Force from which they pulled their charms.

  • Episode 547: The D8

    September 24th, 2020  |  10 mins 45 secs

    Stargash could no longer remember why Chud Honeysuckle, Arch-Druid In Residence, owed him a major favor—a clear sign that a Warlock's Contract had been negotiated between the two of them, with the memory itself as the signing cost.